January
- Summary of 2017
- MST3K 0208 - Lost Continent
- Zero deaths in 2017
- Soup of the Day
- Don't Let 'Button Dysfunction' Destroy Your World
- One of our Submarines
- Very Stable Genius
- How POTUS Got His Mooch Back
- MST3K 0209 - The Hellcats
- The Very Stable Genius of Donald Trump
- The Night Before Sluzzle Tag
- Jolly Sluzzle Tag!
- Mmmm, Estonian Military Ration
- The Party of Family Values
- Shithole Countries
- White Punks On Dope
- What a time to be alive...
- Humor
- Philip K. Dick
- MST3K 0210 - King Dinosaur
- Then and Now
- Waffle House
- Inside Trump
- Linger
- Evangelicals' Candidate
- MST3K 0211 - First Spaceship on Venus
- Working Hard
- Drums and Percussion
- Mmmm, Mail Order Canned Grasshoppers
- Vermont
- Zombie
- Cixin Liu
- Tourism to United Sates is down since Trump took office
- MST3K 0212 - Godzilla vs. Megalon
- SOTU
- Exploding Crock-Pots
February
- Prophetic
- Lift Me Up
- MST3K Short 0503 - What to Do on a Date
- And Another Superb Owl Sunday
- MST3K 0301 - Cave Dwellers
- How a Steel Box Changed the World
- Low-Fat Diet
- Cadet Bone Spurs
- Mask Machine
- MST3K Short 0507 - The Truck Farmer
- Due Process
- MST3K 0302 - Gamera
- Infrastructure
- Flu
- P.F. Chang 2018
- This used to be a thing...
- February 15, 2018
- Europa And The Pirate Twins (Live)
- MST3K Short 0510 - Body Care And Grooming
- A Vile Troll is "Popular"
- MST3K 0303 - Pod People
- Trump vs. The World
- A Very Dubious Book Recommendation
- Mmmm, Blue Meth
- Number Control
- Alive
- MST3K Short 0514 - Is This Love?
- NRA
- MST3K 0304 - Gamera vs. Barugon
- Italian Election
- Mmmm, Mail Order Canned Bread
March
- Paul Ryan
- Season's Song
- MST3K Short 0515 - Cheating
- President for Life
- MST3K 0305 - Stranded in Space
- NRA TV
- Mmmm, Chicken and Veal Paste
- Hush Money
- Airwaves
- MST3K Short 0518 - What About Juvenile Delinquency?
- Pornography Attorneys
- MST3K 0306 - Time of the Apes
- Cryptocurrencies
- Apple Pie
- March Sadness
- Everybody's Coming To My House
- MST3K Short 0520 - Last Clear Chance
- Google Specialist
- MST3K 0307 - Daddy-O
- Mike Pence
- A totally adequate amount of beets!
- You can go back to Myspace...
- To be Over
- MST3K Short 0524 - Design for Dreaming
- Dear Republicans:
- You sit on a thrown of lies.
- MST3K 0308 - Gamera vs Gaos
- The Dirty Dossier
- Subway
- Trump's Priorities
- Tengo Vida
- MST3K Short 0602 - A Date With Your Family
April
- The True Meaning of Easter
- Easter Yeggs
- MST3K 0309 - The Amazing Colossal Man
- Immigration Courts
- Mmmm, Every-Meat Burrito
- Breaking the Long Silence
- I Don't Know How to Love Him
- Another Asswipe
- MST3K Short 0603 - The Selling Wizard
- Ghosts Can't Do It
- MST3K 0310 - Fugitive Alien
- Crisis Pregnancy Centers
- Mmmm, Homely Vegetarian Meat Balls
- Standing on the Shoulders of Kubrick
- Whatever You Do
- MST3K Short 0607 - Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm
- I haven't read it
- MST3K 0311 - It Conquered the World
- Tax Day
- Corporate Taxes
- Shawarma
- Chumpions
- The Joke
- MST3K Short 0608 - A Day At The Fair
- They love blonde, girl-next-door types
- The Gospel of Trump
- MST3K 0312 - Gamera vs. Guiron
- Iran Deal
- Mmmm, Tenderlion
- Trump's personal cell phone usage could be a national security threat
- William Gibson
- Feel The Love Go
- MST3K Short 0609 - Why Study Industrial Arts?
- 2018 White House Correspondents' Dinner
- MST3K 0313 - Earth vs. the Spider
May
- First of May
- Stephen Colbert on Michelle Wolf's White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speech
- Mmmm, Mail Order Pig Intestines
- Another Very Dubious Book Recommendation
- The May Queen (Live)
- Cinco De Mayo
- MST3K Short 0610 - A Young Man's Fancy
- Star Trek: The Last Voyage
- Trumpian Priorities
- MST3K 0314 - Mighty Jack
- Rudy Giuliani
- Chicken Paprikash
- Definitely Do No Want
- Good Kisser
- MST3K Short 0613 - Keeping Clean and Neat
- Mother's Day
- Trump voters are responsible for Trump
- MST3K 0315 - Teenage Caveman
- Venezuela
- Mmmm, Mail Order Canned Crackers
- Science
- Trump was Duped
- You Worry Me
- H. G. Wells
- MST3K Short 0616 - Are You Ready for Marriage?
- Counterintelligence Agents
- MST3K 0316 - Gamera vs. Zigra
- Rehab
- Bubble Bass' Order
- A most unsurprising announcement...
- Towel Day
- Damn, dis-moi
- MST3K Short 0618 - Out of this World
- Neil Gaiman
- Fox "News" ratings plummet
- MST3K 0317 - The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
- Roseanne
- Mmmm, Mail Order Pop-Tarts
- Not that it matters...
June
- Stacy's Mom
- MST3K Short 0619 - Speech: Platform, Posture and Appearance
- So Presidential...
- MST3K 0318 - Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
- Guardianship
- Mmmm, Hot Ham Water
- Destructive Propaganda Machine
- New World
- MST3K Short 0621 - Money Talks!
- Increase Your Cognitive Ability
- MST3K 0319 - War of the Colossal Beast
- Stupid Watergate II: Electric Boogaloo
- The answer is...
- Mmmm, Oily Food
- Patriotic / Unpatriotic
- Red Rain
- MST3K Short 0621 - Progress Island, U.S.A.
- Golfspeak
- MST3K 0320 - The Unearthly
- Xi Jinping
- Mmmm, Deadpool Pizza
- Drone with a Flamethrower
- 21st Century Schizoid Man
- MST3K Short 0623 - The Days of Our Years
- T. C. Boyle
- Interesting...
- MST3K 0322 - Master Ninja I
- Mexican Elections
- Omelettes
- 7-Eleven Ad
- Gold Rush
- MST3K Short 0701 - Once Upon A Honeymoon
July
- If you don't like the comparison...
- MST3K 0324 - Master Ninja II
- Gene Editing
- 4th of July
- Donald Trump is incapable of reading a book, much less writing one
- Mmmm, Mail Order Poutine Gravy
- Jon Stewart delivers a message to the President
- Growing Up
- MST3K Short 0702 - The Chicken of Tomorrow
- Lost Kubrick
- MST3K 0401 - Space Travelers
- Just like Merrick Garland?
- Mmmm, Car Panini
- Moral Monster
- Doesn't Matter
- MST3K Short 0906 - Century 21 Calling
- Empires of the Deep
- MST3K 0402 - The Giant Gila Monster
- Lost Graphics
- Mmmm, Deep Fly
- Belittled Presidency
- First Moon Landing
- Shock The Monkey (Live)
- MST3K Short 0912 - Robot Rumpus
- @RealRBHJr
- Whining like a spoiled, ungrateful child
- MST3K 0403 - City Limits
- Abortion Bill
- Flesh Bakery
- For-Profit Online University
- Americans
- MST3K Short 1012 - A Case Of Spring Fever
- Trump's Star
- MST3K 0404 - Teenagers from Outer Space
- Workplace Sexual Harassment
August
- Rear Chocolate
- Religious Liberty Task Force
- Light My Fire
- MST3K Short - Assignment: Venezuela
- Dark Side Of The Rainbow
- MST3K 0405 - Being From Another Planet
- Prosecutors
- Mmmm, Quicksters
- Today's GOP
- The End
- MST3K Short 0102 - Radar Men from the Moon 1
- 2018 DCI World Championships - Indianapolis, IN
- Hey, Mr. Legislator!
- MST3K 0406 - Attack of the Giant Leeches
- Astroturfing
- It's hard to suffer now
- It’s a war over education
- I Say A Little Prayer
- MST3K Short 0103 - Radar Men from the Moon 2
- The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears
- MST3K 0407 - The Killer Shrews
- Trade
- Pioneer organization placed on suspension
- Mmmm, Solidified Whitish Mass
- If I talk with confidence...
- Bridge Over Troubled Water
- MST3K Short 0105 - Radar Men from the Moon 3
- Lindsay Graham
- Priest named in grand jury report worked for Youth Education in the Arts
- MST3K 0408 - Hercules Unchained
- Retractions
- Graham Greene
- Mmmm, Eggscellent Challenge
- High Church
- Rhythm Of Love
September
- MST3K Short 0107 - Radar Men from the Moon 4
- Jim Ryan
- 2018 DCA World Championships - Williamsport, PA
- MST3K 0409 - The Indestructible Man
- This is who Brett Kavanaugh is
- Hurtful Things
- Fear
- Roundabout (2017)
- MST3K Short 0107 - Radar Men from the Moon 5
- Yes featuring Anderson, Rabin, Wakeman - Live At The Apollo
- Smooth Running Machine
- MST3K 0410 - Hercules Against the Moon Men
- Felony Disenfranchisement
- Mmmm, Bacon Pancakes
- Believe in something
- I've Seen All Good People
- Samuel R. Delany
- MST3K Short 0108 - Radar Men from the Moon 6
- This was a thing...
- MST3K 0411 - The Magic Sword
- Booknotes
- Talk Like a Pirate Day
- Mmmm, Muchroom Soup
- Just do it.
- In case there is any doubt...
- Owner of a Lonely Heart (2017)
- MST3K Short 0109 - Radar Men from the Moon 7
- Graphic Novels
- Tariffs
- MST3K 0412 - Hercules and the Captive Women
- Facebook is a Toilet
- Mmmm, Direwolf Bread
- DCI membership removes George Hopkins from Hall of Fame
- How Do You Sleep?
- Food
- MST3K Short 0109 - Radar Men from the Moon 8
- Shitty Person
October
- MST3K 0413 - Manhunt In Space
- Brett Kavanaugh
- Mmmm, Mail Order Surströmming
- Cruelty
- Woman
- MST3K Short 0110 - Radar Men from the Moon 9
- The Orphan Who Kept Getting Extremely Lucky
- MST3K 0414 - Tormented
- Brazilian Elections
- Mmmm, Old adopted mother's vegetables just try the shrimp mushroom
- The Republican candidate for President has won the popular vote one time since 1988
- Biography
- Fuck You
- MST3K Short 0203 - The Phantom Creeps 1
- Chess
- MST3K 0415 - The Beatniks
- Saudi Arabia
- Mmmm, Mail Order Squid Ink
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST SAW ON THE TELEVISION?
- Dire Wolf
- MST3K Short 0205 - The Phantom Creeps 2
- Andy Weir
- Trump Administration Eyes Defining Transgender Out of Existence
- MST3K 0416 - Fire Maidens of Outer Space
- Shipwreck found in Black Sea is 'world's oldest intact'
- Mmmm, Coffee Pot Ramen
- Scary Pumpkin
- Undo
- MST3K Short 0206 - The Phantom Creeps 3
- The Paul Lynde Halloween Special
- MST3K 0417 - Crash of the Moons
- State Attorneys General
- Mmmm, Pumpkin Pasties
November
- The Caravan
- People Have The Power
- MST3K Short 0210 - X Marks the Spot
- "I'm an open book"
- MST3K 0418 - Attack of the The Eye Creatures
- Family Separation
- Mmmm, Vending Machine Whiskey
- It’s very telling that we see no conservative news entities defending CNN
- Stairway to Heaven
- The Gales of November
- MST3K Short 0307 - Alphabet Antics
- Respect
- MST3K 0419 - The Rebel Set
- Drain the Swamp
- Healthy food is for suckers
- Policy Time
- La Fiesta
- MST3K Short 0311 - Snow Thrills
- The Star Wars Holiday Special
- Evidence?
- MST3K 0420 - The Human Duplicators
- Authoritarianism
- Snoopy's Thanksgiving
- Happy Thanksgiving
- The Wax and the Furious
- Happy Holidays
- Little By Little
- MST3K Short 0313 - Speech: Using Your Voice
- Fox "News" Priorities
- Cyber Monday
- MST3K 0421 - Monster A-Go Go
- America's Epic Fall
- Christmas Cookies
- Bad Taste
- President Evil
December
- MST3K Short 0315 - Aquatic Wizards
- Bluecoats Accept Invitation from DCI for Alumni to Perform at 2022 Championships
- A $50 Million Gingerbread Penthouse
- MST3K 0422 - The Day the Earth Froze
- Reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie
- Mmmm, Mail Order Goose Fat
- If a NASCAR outhouse had a sound, it would be that
- Taken
- MST3K Short 0315 - Catching Trouble
- Elf on the Shelf
- MST3K 0423 - Bride of the Monster
- Pants-On-Fireplace
- Mmmm, Mail Order Bacon Grease
- Peanut Stuff
- Untethered Angel
- MST3K Short 0317 - The Home Economics Story
- Sick
- The Merriest Christmas
- 90% of youth active in high school church programs drop out of church by the time they are sophomores in college
- Put Saturn back into Saturnalia
- MST3K 0321 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
- Brexit Update
- Mmmm, Roast Beast
- Donald Trump might be the stupidest President ever
- Christmas with the Devil
- National Flashlight Day
- MST3K Short 0319 - Mr. B Natural
- Festivus is Coming
- It's all because of Jerry Falwell
- Happy Festivus!
- A Very Special Counsel Christmas
- Merry Christmas Will Byers
- MST3K 0521 - Santa Claus
- Seasonal Good Will to All
- Newtonian Swag: 2018
- Mmmm, Exploding Vegetables
- Deep admiration and respect for our troops
- Don't Kill the Whale
- MST3K Short 0320 - Appreciating Our Parents
- Most Popular Porn Searches: 2018
- MST3K 0424 - Manos: The Hands of Fate
- 2018: Yet Another Shitty Year in Review