I'm glad the Super Bowl is this weekend because it makes my Sunday tradition of eating a pound of melted cheese out of a helmet less weird.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 2, 2018
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
I'm glad the Super Bowl is this weekend because it makes my Sunday tradition of eating a pound of melted cheese out of a helmet less weird.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 2, 2018