In the name of our Lord Baphomet, I wish you tidings

Now that Joe Biden has won, it is illegal to say the words "Merry Christmas." If you wish to greet someone during the month of December, you must say "In the name of our Lord Baphomet, I wish you tidings."Violators will be fined.— Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) November 7, 2020

Populist Message

A populist message has taken hold. So, yes, that means Democrats will need to find a populist message. But, “Racism isn’t that bad actually” is /their/ populist message. The Democrats need a different one…how about, “your income should not decide your fucking life expectancy.”— Hank Green (@hankgreen) November 6, 2020