“That’s right child, you should be ashamed of not getting your eyes to work right. You’re just not trying, DAMMIT!”
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MST3K 0623 – The Amazing Transparent Man
“I just know I’m gonna show up in News of the Weird now!”
The Amazing Transparent Man (short: “The Days of Our Years”):
(more…)MST3K Short 0409 – Undersea Kingdom 2
Dogma (1999)
MST3K 0622 – Angels Revenge
MST3K Short 0407 – Junior Rodeo Daredevils
MST3K 0621 – The Beast Of Yucca Flats
“A flag on the Moon. How did it get there? Secret data. Pictures of the Moon. Secret Data, never before outside the Kremlin. Man’s first rocket to the Moon.”
The Beast Of Yucca Flats (written and directed by Coleman Francis) (shorts “Money Talks!” and “Progress Island, U.S.A”):
(more…)MST3K Short 0406 – Undersea Kingdom 1
“Oh! It’s Ben-Hur, I’ve seen this before.”
Undersea Kingdom – (Chapter 1 – “Beneath the Ocean Floor”):
(more…)MST3K 0620 – Danger!! Death Ray
MST3K Short 0320 – Posture Pals
“The story you’re about to see is true. No names were changed because no one was innocent.”
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