Old Saint Nick’s got Bourbon breath
It’s so cold you could catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It’s a merry f**kin’ Christmas
Category: Humor
SantaCon
SantaCon – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
(more…)MST3K 0702 – The Brute Man
“Let me put it this way, have you ever seen Chained Heat?”
The Brute Man (short: “The Chicken of Tomorrow”):
(more…)MST3K Short 0203 – The Phantom Creeps 1
You don’t want to go down this road, boy…
MST3K 0701 – Night of the Blood Beast
Cyber Monday
MST3K Short 0110 – Radar Men from the Moon 9
“Is that his high school yearbook picture?”
Radar Men from the Moon – (Chapter 9: “Battle in the Stratosphere”):
(more…)Happy Thanksgiving
Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square
- Turkey Sluts
- The Pantsless Pilgrim
- Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
- Jurassic Pork
- Eat This
- Candy and Her Yams
- The Master Baster
- Three Men and a Drumstick
- Stuffing Miss Daisy
- Butterballs
— David Letterman
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”A quick guide pic.twitter.com/gtPE2srMga
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) November 24, 2016
— Jack Handey (more…)
Could’ve been you
flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?dad: *nudge* could’ve been youa philosopher: *sigh*flight attendant: we are going to crash and can either hit a field and kill 1 farmer or a runway and kill 5dad: whata philosopher: IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD IT’S REALLY HAPPENING— Anna Lauren Hoffmann (@annaeveryday) November 27, 2019