I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign.
-- Number 6
Category: Internet
Banned the Nazis
NEW: We have reporting inside Twitter that explains why Jack hasn't "banned the Nazis:" Treating white supremacy like ISIS would mean autobanning some Republican politicians https://t.co/2VmUpqzM7p— Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler) April 25, 2019
Public Shaming
Public Shaming – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
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as @fakedansavage redefined "Santorum," I have a proposal for "Executive Time." To be blunt, it should henceforth be the term for jerking off in the middle of the day.— Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) February 3, 2019
Most Popular Porn Searches: 2018
Facebook is a Toilet
Facebook – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
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Tom From Myspace Says Leave Facebook:
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Sherry, "my local Google specialist," called to tell me there is a front page position for a business like mine. pic.twitter.com/b3aYjuSCC4— James A. Chappell 🥁 (@rlrr) March 16, 2018
Low-Fat Diet
R.I.P. The Internet
R.I.P. The Internet:
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