Man is a Religious Animal. Man is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion -- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.... The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable taste.
-- Mark Twain
Category: Computing
Banned the Nazis
NEW: We have reporting inside Twitter that explains why Jack hasn't "banned the Nazis:" Treating white supremacy like ISIS would mean autobanning some Republican politicians https://t.co/2VmUpqzM7p— Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler) April 25, 2019
Public Shaming
Public Shaming – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
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Automation – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
(more…)Executive Time
as @fakedansavage redefined "Santorum," I have a proposal for "Executive Time." To be blunt, it should henceforth be the term for jerking off in the middle of the day.— Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) February 3, 2019
HAL’s Birthday
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. — HAL 9000 (2001: A … Continue reading “HAL’s Birthday”
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Facebook is a Toilet
Facebook – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
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Tom From Myspace Says Leave Facebook:
(more…)Google Specialist
Sherry, "my local Google specialist," called to tell me there is a front page position for a business like mine. pic.twitter.com/b3aYjuSCC4— James A. Chappell š„ (@rlrr) March 16, 2018