I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx
Category: Computing
Executive Time
as @fakedansavage redefined "Santorum," I have a proposal for "Executive Time." To be blunt, it should henceforth be the term for jerking off in the middle of the day.— Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) February 3, 2019
HAL’s Birthday
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. — HAL 9000 (2001: A … Continue reading “HAL’s Birthday”
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Facebook is a Toilet
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Tom From Myspace Says Leave Facebook:
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Cryptocurrencies
Cryptocurrencies – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
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