Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait... wait. I worry what you just heard was: Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?
-- Ron Swanson
Category: Computing
Banned the Nazis
NEW: We have reporting inside Twitter that explains why Jack hasn't "banned the Nazis:" Treating white supremacy like ISIS would mean autobanning some Republican politicians https://t.co/2VmUpqzM7p— Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler) April 25, 2019
Public Shaming
Public Shaming – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
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Automation – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
(more…)Executive Time
as @fakedansavage redefined "Santorum," I have a proposal for "Executive Time." To be blunt, it should henceforth be the term for jerking off in the middle of the day.— Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) February 3, 2019
HAL’s Birthday
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. — HAL 9000 (2001: A … Continue reading “HAL’s Birthday”
Most Popular Porn Searches: 2018
Facebook is a Toilet
Facebook – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
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Tom From Myspace Says Leave Facebook:
(more…)Google Specialist
Sherry, "my local Google specialist," called to tell me there is a front page position for a business like mine. pic.twitter.com/b3aYjuSCC4— James A. Chappell š„ (@rlrr) March 16, 2018