(via email) Q: How many Microsoft tech support people dies it take to change a light bulb? A: Four: One to ask “What is the registration number of the light bulb? ” One to ask “Have you tried rebooting it? ” Another to ask “Have you tried reinstalling it? ” And the last one to … Continue reading “Microsoft Light Bulb Jokes”
Category: Light Bulb Jokes
Existentialist Light Bulb Joke
(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today) Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out … Continue reading “Existentialist Light Bulb Joke”
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
(via email) The Answer is TEN: One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; One to tell the nations of the world that they are either … Continue reading “How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?”
Yet Another Light Bulb Joke
(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today) Q: How many crew members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to … Continue reading “Yet Another Light Bulb Joke”
Bush Light Bulb Joke
(stolen from William Gibson) How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb? None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision and nothing has happened to change our minds. People who criticize this light bulb now, just because it … Continue reading “Bush Light Bulb Joke”
Light Bulb Veterans for Truth
(stolen from Brad DeLong) Q: How does George W. Bush change a lightbulb? A: John Kerry says that the light bulb needs to be changed. Flip-flopper. We do not need to change the lightbulb! We need to stay the course!
Yet Another Bush Joke
(via Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener….) How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? The Answer is SEVEN: one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, one to blame the previous administration for … Continue reading “Yet Another Bush Joke”