You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa
I pretend I’m living in a styrofoam packing crate, high in th’ SWISS ALPS, still unable to accept th’ idea of TOUCH-TONE DIALING!!
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
-- Frank Zappa