Rehab – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:(more…)
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
-- Jack Handey
Dear @realDonaldTrump: The counterintelligence agents of the @FBI work for the American people, not any political campaigns. If they infiltrated your campaign it would have been to stop a foreign power.— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) May 20, 2018
Your smearing of the FBI harms our country & shows desperation on your part https://t.co/W6UJPcM7H4
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats – “You Worry Me”:(more…)