It had never occurred to me before that music and thinking are so much alike. In fact you could say music is another way of thinking, or maybe thinking is another kind of music.
-- Ursula K. Le Guin
Pants-On-Fireplace
Donald Trump’s Pants-On-Fireplace:
(more…)MST3K 0423 – Bride of the Monster
Elf on the Shelf
Your annual holidaytimes PSA:
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) December 2, 2018
ELF ON THE SHELF IS A NIGHTMARE OBJECT DESIGNED TO ACQUIESCE YOUR CHILDREN TO AUTHORITARIAN SURVEILLANCE CULTURE
THE ELF IS A NARC
BURN THE ELF pic.twitter.com/Pkj1qWRU8i
MST3K Short 0315 – Catching Trouble
Taken
Last Union (featuring James LaBrie) – “Taken”:
(more…)If a NASCAR outhouse had a sound, it would be that
Everyone’s least favorite trumpet player, “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt, gets the attention of Drunk Corps Int:
033: Everything Is On Fire, And I Feel Like Dying (Schmidt talk starts at 1:30:30)
“An old stupid bigoted fuck.”
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035: Happy Birthday Chuck! (Schmidt talk starts at 50:30)
“It’s like ‘Silent Night’ and ‘God Bless America’ hate fucked each other and had a terrible baby.”
“If a NASCAR outhouse had a sound, it would be that.”
“He has a sloppier tongue than a 17 year old going down on his girlfriend for the first time.”
— AND —
https://t.co/WVwJ4H9Dyt
— Definitely not KG from Drunk Corps (@not_kg) November 17, 2018
Howdy!
Mmmm, Mail Order Goose Fat
Reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie
I’m waiting for a reverse Hallmark Christmas Movie about a small town girl who realizes her community’s politics are terrible, moves to Manhattan, gets a high pressure office job, meets a businessman, and they host a non-denominational holiday party at their penthouse.
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) December 1, 2018
MST3K 0422 – The Day the Earth Froze
“From the land of sky-blue waters…”
The Day the Earth Froze (Short: “Here Comes the Circus”):
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