If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
-- Jack Handey
Democrats must always set a good example
The Hunter pardon thing is a reminder of a theme that runs throughout media, social or otherwise: "Democrats must always set a good example for Republicans to ignore."
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) December 2, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Last Week Tonight – S2 E6: NCAA, ISIS & Brazil
S2 E6: NCAA, ISIS & Brazil (March 15, 2015)
(more…)Cyber Monday
MST3K Short 0406 – Undersea Kingdom 1
“Oh! It’s Ben-Hur, I’ve seen this before.”
Undersea Kingdom – (Chapter 1 – “Beneath the Ocean Floor”):
(more…)It Came from Beneath the Sea (1955)
To Be Alive (Hep Yadda)
Yes – “To Be Alive (Hep Yadda)”:
(more…)Happy Holidays
Christmas is an awfulness that compares favorably with the great London plague and fire of 1665-66. No one escapes the feelings of mortal dejection, inadequacy, frustration, loneliness, guilt and pity. No one escapes feeling used by society, by religion, by friends and relatives, by the utterly artificial responsibilities of extending false greetings, sending banal cards, reciprocating unsolicited gifts, going to dull parties, putting up with acquaintances and family one avoids all the rest of the year…in short, of being brutalized by a “holiday” that has lost virtually all of its original meanings and has become a merchandising ploy for color tv set manufacturers and ravagers of the woodlands.
— Harlan Ellison
RiffTrax – Baby Ghost
Happy Thanksgiving
Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square
- Turkey Sluts
- The Pantsless Pilgrim
- Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony
- Jurassic Pork
- Eat This
- Candy and Her Yams
- The Master Baster
- Three Men and a Drumstick
- Stuffing Miss Daisy
- Butterballs
— David Letterman
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”A quick guide pic.twitter.com/gtPE2srMga
— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) November 24, 2016
— Jack Handey (more…)