Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.
MST3K Short 0503 – What to Do on a Date
Quote of the Day
Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.
-- Orson Welles
Were like those of donkeys
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Firehead (1991)
In The Arms of Morpheus
Dream Theater – “In The Arms of Morpheus”:
(more…)RiffTrax – At Your Fingertips: Grasses
It’s a fucking cult
Trump Ripped Over His Golden-Hoofed Goat Idol At Mar-A-Lago Covered In Fake Trump Cash
President Donald Trump was criticized after images circulated of a golden-hooved goat statue at Mar-a-Lago that’s covered in cash with the slogan “In Trump we Trust” on it, replacing “God” in the phrase “In God we trust” with Trump.
Yes, you read that correctly.