MST3K

MST3K Short 0613 – Keeping Clean and Neat

“But you’ll never be able to scrub away the stain on your soul.”

“He’s my mother! He’s my sister! He’s my mother and my sister!”

“She’s got a darling triangular figure.”

“ACI presents the long devastating silence right after your parents tell you you’re related to Adam Sandler.”

“To your left, you can see virtually nothing, and to your right, absolutely nothing.”

“Because you’re bad at math?”

“Coronet – Now we have become Death, Destroyer of Worlds.”

“Warner Brothers? Are we in the right theater?”

“These plucky Kiwanis stand to make a bundle.”

“Maybe there’s a better movie showing on that flight.”