"Apple, Google, and Meta are very excited to announce the release of new AI-driven products. We guarantee that they will respect your privacy. Unfortunately, these products are not available in Europe, as they have laws to protect your privacy."— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) June 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Category: Artificial Intelligence
They stole the internet’s knowledge
They stole the internet’s knowledge and all the work that went into it and they want to sell it back to us for a fee. What a business model.[image or embed]— Denny Carter (@dennycarter.bsky.social) May 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
AI does not exist
this is why I really wanted my "AI does not exist" catch phrase to take off. they really got one over on us by getting the AI label to stick.[image or embed]— Angela Collier (@acollierastro.bsky.social) May 8, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Are you dumb and bad at everything?
Every ad for consumer ai is like “Are you fucking dumb and bad at everything but also too lazy to do anything about it? You’ll love our ai.”
— @aprilwolfe.bsky.social
AI Chatbots
AI Chatbots – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
(more…)AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft
My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.
— Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) April 1, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Let’s all hop on the asshole train!
I’m one of those people resistant to AI, but a lot of rich white men with a total indifference to human suffering seem to be really into it, so come on, folks, what are we waiting for, let’s all hop on the asshole train!— Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) March 15, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Unique combination of evil and stupid
the fact that Republican senators like Schmitt can’t even write a fascist screed on their own and instead have to rely on chatGPT perfectly captures the unique combination of evil and stupid that defines the modern Republican Party[image or embed]— Sam (@samd.bsky.social) January 17, 2026 at 1:16 PM
These two depraved assholes would never pray
AI Slop
AI Slop – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver:
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