If a NASCAR outhouse had a sound, it would be that

Everyone’s least favorite trumpet player, “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt, gets the attention of Drunk Corps Int:

033: Everything Is On Fire, And I Feel Like Dying (Schmidt talk starts at 1:30:30)

“An old stupid bigoted fuck.”

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035: Happy Birthday Chuck! (Schmidt talk starts at 50:30)

“It’s like ‘Silent Night’ and ‘God Bless America’ hate fucked each other and had a terrible baby.”

“If a NASCAR outhouse had a sound, it would be that.”

“He has a sloppier tongue than a 17 year old going down on his girlfriend for the first time.”

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