January
- Summary of 2019
- Twitter/Facebook/Instagram should be the side dish, not the main course
- Mmmm, Mail Order Vegetable Shredded Suet
- A computer for the new decade
- Anti-intellectualism
- At Wit's End
- Can we comprehend infinity?
- MST3K Short 0307 - Alphabet Antics
- Dementia 13 (1963)
- MST3K 0704 - The Incredible Melting Man
- Algorithms, Complexity, Life, and The Art of Computer Programming
- Egg Custard Tarts
- Safety First?
- Nepotism Money Train
- Bone Rage
- MST3K Short 0311 - Snow Thrills
- The Last Man on Earth (1964)
- MST3K 0705 - Escape 2000
- Transactional Approach
- Joker, Again
- Best Ass Meat
- Partial Trade Deal
- The Trump Administration
- Closer To The Heart
- John Hodgman
- MST3K Short 0313 - Speech: Using Your Voice
- One-Eyed Jacks (1961)
- MST3K 0706 - Laserblast
- Push Notifications
- Mmmm, Sexy Jalapeño
- Happy Bounty Day!
- Economics of Innovation, Automation, Safety Nets and Universal Basic Income
- Too Much Sadness
- Time Stand Still
- MST3K Short 0315 - Aquatic Wizards
- The Nature of Space and Time
- The Man With the Golden Arm (1955)
- MST3K 0801 - Revenge of the Creature
- All About the Benjamins
- Mmmm, Self Reproducing Delicacy
- The Richness of Time
- Borders
February
- MST3K Short 0315 - Catching Trouble
- Stanisław Lem
- Avoiding Academic Work
- The General (1926)
- Still Yet Another Superb Owl Sunday
- MST3K 0802 - The Leech Woman
- What refutes science
- Sympathy and Support
- Mmmm, Legal Package
- Extracting the Universe from the Wave Function
- Desolate July
- MST3K Short 0317 - The Home Economics Story
- Octavia E. Butler
- White Zombie (1932)
- A Brief History of Quantum Mechanics
- MST3K 0803 - The Mole People
- Human Origins
- On the Memetic Evolution of LOLcats
- Mmmm, Mail Order Shredded Beef Suet
- Mysteries of Modern Physics
- Happy Valentine's Day
- In Your Eyes (2005)
- MST3K Short 0319 - Mr. B Natural
- Africa Screams (1949)
- MST3K 0804 - The Deadly Mantis
- Medicare for All
- Mmmm, Trash Stew
- Nasty Woman
- Can We Trust Maths?
- Limelight
- MST3K Short 0320 - Appreciating Our Parents
- The Phantom of the Opera (1925)
- MST3K 0805 - The Thing that Couldn't Die
- Modi
- Eating Donuts
- USB to 15 Pin Joystick Gameport Converter Adapter
- Garden Song
- A Vile Troll's Insane Rant
- Parallel Universes and the Deep Laws of the Cosmos
- MST3K Short 0320 - Posture Pals
March
- The Stranger (1946)
- MST3K 0806 - The Undead
- Coronavirus
- Mmmm, Some inner orgasm like a tube below stomach
- If you don’t like the eventual Democratic nominee
- Once in a Lifetime (Live from Austin, TX)
- What Happened At The Beginning Of Time?
- MST3K Short 0406 - Undersea Kingdom 1
- Quantum Gravity and Einstein's Unfinished Revolution
- A Star Is Born (1937)
- The Matrix
- MST3K 0807 - Terror from the Year 5000
- Sheriffs
- Turf N' Turf
- Studying physics to explore the cosmos
- There's a Horse In The Hospital
- U.S. Cities Offered SS United States as Cultural Space
- I Wanna Dance With Somebody
- pi Day
- MST3K Short 0407 - Junior Rodeo Daredevils
- Former Judge Resigns From the Supreme Court Bar
- The Fatal Hour (1940)
- Brian Greene
- MST3K 0808 - The She-Creature
- Coronavirus II
- Saint Patrick's Day
- Toasted Ravioli
- Dystopian Futures
- The Republican Party in the Trump Era
- Lethal Incompetence
- Rube Goldberg Variations
- MST3K Short 0409 - Undersea Kingdom 2
- Doomed to Die (1940)
- MST3K 0809 - I Was A Teenage Werewolf
- Trump Priorities
- Conservation
- Mmmm, Crap with Soy Sauce
- Trump's Team Failed
- It Happens
- E = mc2
- MST3K Short 0413 - General Hospital 1
- Time Dilation
- The Navigator (1924)
- What Donald Trump actually cares about...
- COVID-19
- MST3K 0810 - The Giant Spider Invasion
- March 31
- Coronavirus III
- Lorentz Contraction
April
- Mmmm, Teriyaki Slamon
- 4" Tungsten Cube
- Physics of Consciousness and the Infinite Universe
- Relativity of Simultaneity
- 1=.9999...
- Change
- Relativistic Mass
- Real Problems
- MST3K Short 0415 - General Hospital 2
- The Front Page (1931)
- Hitting the Bottom
- Relativistic Velocity Combination
- MST3K 0811 - Parts: The Clonus Horror
- OAN
- Photoelectric Effect
- Mmmm, Not Found
- De Broglie Wavelength
- Force, Energy, and Action
- Quantum Physics and Probability
- Pinky And The Brain Theme
- MST3K Short 0417 - General Hospital 3
- Remarkable and Astoundingly Delightful
- Easter Yeggs
- The King of Kings (1927)
- First Look at Paul Atreides
- Euler Identity
- MST3K 0812 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
- Coronavirus IV
- The Schrödinger Equation
- Polish Boys & Pierogies
- Generalized Schrödinger Equation
- Space
- Einstein's Spooky Action
- Kyoto
- MST3K Short 0419 - Johnny at the Fair
- Sean Carroll
- At War with the Army (1950)
- Trump is one of the least masculine, least adult people in public life
- Why String Theory is Hard to Test
- MST3K 0813 - Jack Frost
- Coronavirus V
- Fourier Series
- Calzones
- Planetary Orbits
- 5,000th Post
- Time
- Bloodbuzz Ohio
- MST3K Short 0421 - Circus on Ice
- He's just so stupid
- A Depraved Cretin
- Don't you think he looks tired?
- The Passionate Plumber (1932)
- Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
- MST3K 0814 - Riding with Death
- It's never aliens
- St. Louis Pizza & Gooey Butter Cake
- The Least Action Principle
- Donald Trump does not want to be in charge of any of this
- Spacetime
- 1,000,000,001 - 1,000,000,000 = 1
May
- First of May
- Good Omens: Lockdown
- Get My Good Side
- MST3K Short 0422 - Here Comes The Circus
- Indestructible Man (1956)
- Don Shula (1930 - 2020)
- May 4th
- Bell's Theorem and the Non-locality of the Universe
- MST3K 0815 - Agent for H.A.R.M.
- Coronavirus VI
- Cinco De Mayo
- The Republicans should quit claiming Abraham Lincoln
- 8 - 2 ÷ 2 x 3 + 4 = ?
- Margaret Atwood
- Mmmm, Francedog
- Ehrenfest's Theorem
- Quantum Mechanics
- "Doing Research"
- Show Me
- MST3K Short 0423 - Hired! 1
- Letter of Introduction (1938)
- Mother's Day
- Symmetry and Conservation
- MST3K 0816 - Prince of Space
- USPS
- General Theory of Relativity
- Mmmm, Lil' Bits
- Curvature and Parallel Motion
- Entanglement
- Catch Light
- MST3K Short 0424 - Hired! 2
- Conspiracy (1930)
- Einstein, The Big Bang, and the Expansion of the Universe
- MST3K 0817 - The Horror of Party Beach
- Coronavirus VII
- Repulsive Gravity, Dark Energy, and Accelerated Expansion
- Mmmm, Canned Hamburgers
- Magnetic Monopoles
- What Sparked the Big Bang?
- Fields
- Major Cosmological Discovery
- I See You
- MST3K Short 0503 - What to Do on a Date
- The Emperor Jones (1933)
- Evangelicals Unmasked
- Towel Day
- MST3K 0818 - Devil Doll
- The Most Unmanly President
- Why Time Slows Down When You Are Near a Black Hole
- Mmmm, Hot Pockets
- Interactions
- Until the End of Time
- If I Mean When
- MST3K Short 0507 - The Truck Farmer
- A Topiary
- Space should be for all
- Alice in Wonderland (1933)
June
- MST3K 0819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men
- Voting by Mail
- The Taste will be the United States and the United States!
- Entropy and the Arrow of Time
- Renormalization
- How Einstein Abolished the Aether
- I Shall Consume Everything
- MST3K Short 0510 - Body Care And Grooming
- Hook, Line and Sinker (1930)
- Gene Wolfe
- MST3K 0820 - Space Mutiny
- Police
- Mmmm, Fersh Pizza
- Scale
- Chasing Quantum Realities
- lovemenot
- MST3K Short 0514 - Is This Love?
- Danger Lights (1930)
- MST3K 0821 - Time Chasers
- Facial Recognition
- Bloomsday
- Alien Civilizations
- Mmmm, Atlantic Panic
- The Modern Ocean Script
- Geometry and Topology
- Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
- MST3K Short 0515 - Cheating
- The Kid (1921)
- MST3K 0822 - Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
- Coronavirus VIII
- Why is Quantum Gravity Key?
- Mmmm, Jackfriut
- Symmetry
- Enigma Machine
- Religion
- MST3K Short 0518 - What About Juvenile Delinquency?
- Lawful Larceny (1930)
- MST3K 0901 - The Projected Man
- Coronavirus IX
July
- Mmmm, balls from my hometown
- Gauge Theory
- Afterlife
- 4th of July
- MST3K Short 0520 - Last Clear Chance
- Roger Zelazny
- Cosmic Voyage (1936)
- MST3K 0902 - The Phantom Planet
- The Speed of Causality
- Mmmm, Chocolate Source
- Gravity
- Good Girl
- MST3K Short 0524 - Design for Dreaming
- Inside the Lines (1930)
- MST3K 0903 - The Pumaman
- Inside Black Holes at Exp-time
- Mmmm, Virgin coins with brown sauce
- Matter
- Leak Water
- MST3K Short 0602 - A Date With Your Family
- The ultimate metaphor for what Republicanism is
- Lonely Wives (1931)
- First Moon Landing
- MST3K 0904 - Werewolf
- Coronavirus: Conspiracy Theories
- What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
- Atoms
- Give Us the Gold
- MST3K Short 0603 - The Selling Wizard
- The Pay-Off (1930)
- MST3K 0905 - The Deadly Bees
- China & Uighurs
- Mmmm, spread very well oh cram schthe country
- Probability and Randomness
- It Can Happen
August
- MST3K Short 0607 - Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm
- Carnival Of Souls (1962)
- MST3K 0906 - The Space Children
- U.S. History
- Mmmm, Salad Cream Ice Cream
- Entropy and Information
- Observing the Birth of the Universe
- Rubber Cuck
- Solitary Shell
- MST3K Short 0608 - A Day At The Fair
- The Terror (1963)
- MST3K 0907 - Hobgoblins
- Space, Time, and Einstein
- Greatest self-own in the history of self-owns
- Not a Doctor
- Mmmm, rude and unreasonable chicken
- What's the Real Meaning of Quantum Mechanics?
- Emergence
- The Nature of Time
- Ann Leckie
- Way Too Long
- MST3K Short 0609 - Why Study Industrial Arts?
- D.O.A. (1950)
- MST3K 0908 - The Touch of Satan
- Juries
- Kimchi
- Cosmology
- He is Sailing
- MST3K Short 0610 - A Young Man's Fancy
- Charade (1963)
- The 2020 GOP Convention
- This shouldn't really be a surprise...
- MST3K 0909 - Gorgo
- Border Wall II
- Mmmm, the car hit cheese bacon mushroom face
- Criticality and Complexity
- The hypocrisy is endless
- Parallels
- Gun Ownership In America: A Flowchart
- MST3K Short 0613 - Keeping Clean and Neat
- Nonfiction
- The Angry Red Planet (1959)
- Conservatives are Terrified
- Adam Rutherford
- MST3K 0910 - The Final Sacrifice
September
- RNC 2020 & Kenosha
- You had me at meat tornado
- The Biggest Ideas in the Universe: Science
- Americans Who Died in War Are ‘Losers’ and ‘Suckers’
- Science Fiction
- Being Human
- MST3K Short 0616 - Are You Ready for Marriage?
- A Great Space Voyage
- MST3K 0911 - Devil Fish
- A government never announces that it has become fascist
- Mmmm, Zanthoxylum Schinifolium Etzucc Sauce
- Dune Trailer:
- Dune Cast Q&A with Stephen Colbert
- Time Deer
- MST3K Short 0618 - Out of this World
- Why Masks Work Better Than You'd Think
- Your Church Lied to You
- Sex Madness (1938)
- The running of the idiots
- Breitbart
- MST3K 0912 - The Screaming Skull
- Stock photo FAIL
- "Shapiro"
- Scientific American Endorses Joe Biden
- Mmmm, Mild Soup
- Conservative Christians
- Terminal Velocity
- Talk Like a Pirate Day
- MST3K Short 0619 - Speech: Platform, Posture and Appearance
- Senator Mitch McConnell is a hypocritical sack of shit
- A Trip to Mars (1918)
- MST3K 0913 - Quest of the Delta Knights
- Shameless partisan hack who is unfit to serve on the highest court in the land
- Mmmm, Criminalized Onion Relish
- Trump lied about science
- Sunshine
- MST3K Short 0621 - Money Talks!
- The Terror from the Year 5000 (1958)
- $750
- MST3K 1001 - Soultaker
- The Supreme Court
- Tavistock Institute
- Mmmm, Some sort of beef
October
- Census Update
- Proud Boys
- Trump is Covid-positive
- Visitor
- MST3K Short 0621 - Progress Island, U.S.A.
- The Silent Star (1960)
- MST3K 1002 - The Girl In Gold Boots
- Election 2020
- The Nobel Prize in Physics 2020
- Mmmm, stew "for adults"
- Science
- Einstein’s unfinished dream
- How Trump damaged science
- Pale Blue Dot
- MST3K Short 0623 - The Days of Our Years
- Q&A with Roger Penrose
- Dick Tracy (1945)
- The New England Journal of Medicine Urges Voters to Oust Trump
- MST3K 1003 - Merlin's Shop Of Mystical Wonders
- Constitutional Originalist
- Mmmm, Bad Beans
- Combating Nonsense
- If a satirical website can dupe the President...
- Go Screw Yourself
- MST3K Short 0701 - Once Upon A Honeymoon
- Dick Tracy vs. Cueball (1946)
- MST3K 1004 - Future War
- The World Health Organization
- Mr. Delicious
- If a comedian can compromise Rudy Giuliani...
- Harlan Ellison
- Give Hope
- MST3K Short 0702 - The Chicken of Tomorrow
- Dick Tracy's Dilemma (1947)
- MST3K 1005 - Blood Waters of Dr. Z
- Asylum
- Mmmm, France-style Fried Children
- Liberty "University"
- The Paul Lynde Halloween Special
- The Hunter Biden Laptop Story Makes Absolutely No Sense
- Heroes
- MST3K Short 0906 - Century 21 Calling
- Happy Halloween!
- Halloween Movies
November
- Dick Tracy meets Gruesome (1947)
- Trump & the Coronavirus
- MST3K 1006 - Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues
- Election Eve Thought
- William Barr
- Election Strength Drincodin
- Brie & Butter Baguettes
- The energizer bunny of misrule
- Trumpism
- Republicans made this happen
- Radio Silence
- Biden Mandate
- Populist Message
- MST3K Short 0912 - Robot Rumpus
- In the name of our Lord Baphomet, I wish you tidings
- 1 / 137
- Of Human Bondage (1934)
- Think about what you did
- Graham Greene
- Election Results 2020
- MST3K 1007 - Track Of The Moon Beast
- Zappa Trailer
- The Gales of November
- Litmus Test for Democracy
- Mmmm, That Damn Special Soup
- How Black Holes Became Real
- Fatal Tragedy
- MST3K Short 1012 - A Case Of Spring Fever
- The Lost World (1925)
- MST3K 1008 - Final Justice
- Trump & Election Results
- The Star Wars Holiday Special
- T. C. Boyle
- Explodes the Large Intestine
- It’s not about discreteness
- Big Buddha Song
- MST3K Short - Assignment: Venezuela
- Mutiny in Outer Space (1965)
- MST3K 1009 - Hamlet
- A Vile Troll is Wrong Again
- Butterballs of Doom
- Mmmm, Elaborated Handmade Hot Dogs
- Happy Thanksgiving
- Superposition and Entanglement
- Happy Holidays
- Dylan Thomas
- MST3K Short 0102 - Radar Men from the Moon 1
- Suicide Squad (1935)
- Maritime History
- Cyber Monday
- MST3K 1010 - It Lives By Night
December
- Edison County, Michigan
- Mmmm, Soft and Protective Drinks
- Non-locality
- More Love
- MST3K Short 0103 - Radar Men from the Moon 2
- Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1948)
- Denial of reality has been central to modern conservatism for a long time
- MST3K 1011 - Horrors of Spider Island
- Epic Nativity Scene
- Pringles
- It's not so difficult!
- How did we get to this point?
- Barstool Warrior (Live)
- MST3K Short 0105 - Radar Men from the Moon 3
- Racist Loser
- Santa Claus (1959)
- Rachel Maddow
- MST3K 0321 - Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
- The Spirit of Christmas
- Mmmm, More Counterfeit Scotch
- Put Saturn back into Saturnalia
- Decoherence
- The Spirit Carries On
- MST3K Short 0107 - Radar Men from the Moon 4
- One in a Quadrillion
- Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
- National Flashlight Day
- History
- MST3K 0521 - Santa Claus
- A Heartwarming Story for the Holidays
- Happy Festivus!
- Mmmm, Endless Aftertaste
- Meaty Nativities
- It's not just a theory for small things
- The War on Christmas
- It's a Philip K. Dick Christmas
- Newtonian Swag: 2020
- Easier Said Than Done
- MST3K Short 0107 - Radar Men from the Moon 5
- Last Woman on Earth (1960)
- MST3K 1012 - Squirm
- Skating to Metallica
- It’s just objective and obvious fact that it takes less time to fact check basically everyone in politics than it takes to do Trump
- Mmmm, Flip
- Atomic Energy Levels
- 2020: Yet Another Shitty Year in Review