Originalists are like, "Hey what did the guys in wigs who owned, tortured, murdered and raped other human beings think about problems that wouldn't exist for another 150 years?"— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 13, 2020
Just want to point out, for no particular reason, that if "originalists" had their way, there would be no constitutional protection for same-sex marriage in this country. Have a nice day.https://t.co/QSxYZtFem4— Mikel Jollett (@Mikel_Jollett) October 13, 2020
When someone says they're a "Constitutional Originalist" remember that originally the Constitution essentially declared only white landowning men were full citizens.— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) October 13, 2020
I'm an Originalist!— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) October 13, 2020
Me: So, black people are 3/5 a person?
Uh, no, that's, wait no
Me: Women can't vote, own land, or have a bank account?
Me: No amendments including the 2nd?
Me: Vice president is the election loser?
Me: What then?
You know, ORIGINAL!