Microsoft Outlook Award Winner…

Yet another one these scams got through my spam filters…

From: <microsoftoutlook@pobox.sk>
Subject: Microsoft Outlook Award Winner…

23 KIKIRTIAN STRAAT
125 AD NOORD AMSTERDAM
NETHERLANDS.

Mrs. Helen Van Patt
(Lottery Coordinator)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

We are pleased to inform you the result of the Microsoft Outlook Award Lotteries, held on the 7th Sept. 2006.

Why should I care?

Your e-mail address attached to ticket #: 4434/2113-78 with prize # 83429/2 drew €1,000,000.00 which was first in the 2nd class of the draws.

I suppose that’s better than being second in the 1st class of the draws.

You are to receive €1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros).

One Million Euros? How much is that in real money? 🙂

Because of mix up in cash payouts, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your money (€1,000,000.00) has been fully remitted to you by our accredited pay-point bank.

Pretty sloppy operation you have there, if you ask me.

This measure must be adhere to avoid loss of your cash prize – winners of our cash prizes are advised to adhere to these instructions to forestall the abuse of this program by other participants.

You are going to lecture me about abuse?

It’s important to note that these draws were conducted formally, and winners are selected through an Internet ballot system from 60,000 individual and companies e-mail addresses the draws are conducted around the world through our Internet based ballot system.

What the hell kind of business plan is that?

The promotion is sponsored and promoted by WORLD MICROSOFT OUTLOOK PROGRAMM.

WORLD MICROSOFT OUTLOOK PROGRAMM – What the hell is that?

We congratulate you once again. We hope you will use part of it in our next draws; the Jackpot winning is 2, million Euros.

Remember, all winning must be claimed not later than 20 days.

<sarcasm>
Darn! I got this email on September 7, 2006. It looks like I waited too long.
</sarcasm>

After this date all unclaimed cash prize will be forfeited and included in the next sweepstake. Please, in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications remember to quote personal and winning numbers in all correspondence with us.

Congratulations once again from all members of Internet Microsoft Lotteries.

I doubt Microsoft is in the lottery business.

Thank you for being part of our promotional program.

<sarcasm>
You are so welcome.
</sarcasm>

For immediate release of your cash prize to you, please kindly contact our Paying Bank (Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank Amsterdam,)

Send them the following Information Through the Email Address below:
(i). Your names
(ii) Contact telephone and fax numbers
(iii) Contact Address
(iv) your winning numbers
(v) Quote amount won.

Laagste Heypotheekofferte Bank. N.L.
Mrs. Jennifer Clark,
Email : laagstesbank@sifymail.com
Email: laagstesbank2@ aim.com
Tel: 31-620-787-606
Fax: 31-847-161-022

Wouldn’t a bank in Amsterdam have its own internet domain?

Congratulations once again.
Yours in service,
Mrs. Helen Van Patt
(Lottery Coordinator)

Mrs. Helen Van Patt, you claim to be in the Netherlands, yet this email came from the Czech Republic.

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13 thoughts on “Microsoft Outlook Award Winner…”

  1. sir until now i dont recived my money ref:mcs/968/678/12
    /#9 batch :989/989/#34 date :13 july 2007 from microsolf .i am waiting for ur reply sir, pls answer
    tq

  2. I have been informed to win one million great British pound on 25 november, 2007. please cheak and tell me wether it is fraud or real.I expect your response soon.thanks

  3. Cheating ordinary citizen.
    Learned crooks.
    Using Microsoft a world famous company’s name &
    JET EXPRESS DIPLOMATIC COURIER COMPANY’S name
    Want to get one courier from London to INDIA RS.50000/= TO 30000/=
    that too want in advance and hard currency.
    Thease group of cheaters should be awarded as the Best Learned Cheaters

  4. I have been informed to win 1,8oo,ooo great British pound on the 10/16/2008.Pls cheak and tell me if its fraud or real.pls i expect ur responce soon since i’ve been given on ly five days to claim,THANKS.

  5. I have been informed to win 5million great British pound on 25 november, 2007. please cheak and tell me wether it is fraud or real.I expect your response soon.thanks

  6. I have been informed to win 200,000 US$ on 23 April 2010.Please tell me that it is fraude or real.I expect your response. as soon as possible.Thanks.

  7. Very dear,

    you probably do not know that I am retired and have no money, but rather a lot of financial obligacion.This information me happy because I hope to gain, although I can not afford the cost (because we remain 150, – $ a month for life). Because I always ready, if the gain is real, that the cost of your coverage, or delivery of money to my address, to give up prcenta% profit that you says.If you send the money to pay immediately I go to bank.Belive me this is true of life from which they can not run away.I hope you’ll find understanding for me.sencerely Stasjuk Ferdo.

  8. STASJUK FERDO,age 57

    Skendera Kulenovića 55

    71320 Vogošća-Sarajevo

    Bosnia and Hercegovina

    Ocupation:penziones

    Nacionality.croate

    Tel.00387 33433871

    Fax.00387 33424611

    Mob.0038761191551

    Mail.stasjuk@bih.net.ba

    res.mail:stsjkfrd8@gmail.com

    maritial status:marryd

    Croate passport nr.002393053

    BANK :

    HYPO ALPE-ADRIA BANK D.D.

    Street:Kneza Branimira 2b

    88000 Mostar

    Tel.00387 36444261/Fax00387 36444244

    SWIFT code bank: HAABBA22

    Account: 1237917196

    IBAN : BA393060123791719682

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