Trust

(from the here we go again dept.)

Another one of these got past the spam filters…

Subject: Re..TRUST
From: shliochamber <barr_lawoffice @yahoo.co.uk>

ANDREW SHLIO ASSOCIATE & SOLICITOR
9TH FLOOR WISMA D
993 JALAN AMPAN 3737
KULALA LUMPUR
MALAYSIA

Dear Partner,

Not so fast, buddy

l am Andrew shlio,

Hi Andrew, did you know, on modern computers, l (lower case L) and I (uppwercase i) are different characters?

 an attorney at law.A deceased client of mine,who here

Andrew, as an attorney, I’m sure you’re aware it’s customary to put spaces after commas and periods.

 in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11 November 2001. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf Near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 – 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on:http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html

How sad, your client actually died of a broken heart. Boo hoo hoo.

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at $19 million dollars is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

Next of kin? It just gets sadder, your client is a long lost relative of mine.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you.

Oh, I see, your client merely has the same last name as I do. Funny, you at no time mention our common last name in your correspondence..

 Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage.

OK — me 100%, you 0% — how about it?

All
legal
documents to back up your claim as my client’s next-of-kin will be provided.All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

So you want my honest cooperation in an obviously dishonest business venture with a complete stranger, <sarcasm> where do I sign up? </sarcasm>

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law.

Gee, thanks, Andrew.

If this business proposition offends your moral values,do accept my apology.

No, I don’t accept your apology.

I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential,

And I must use this opportunity to implore you to please drop dead.

 whatever
your
decision, while I await your prompt response.Please contact me at once to
indicate your interest.EMAIL:shliolawandpartner@yahoo.co.uk EMAIL:shliofirmandpartner@kittymail.com

Best regards,
Andrew shlio

This communication,links contained herein, is for the sole use of the intended recipient and may contain information that is confidential or legally protected. please treat Urgently

<sarcasm> Oh, I will… </sarcasm>

Andrew, why would an attorney from KULALA LUMPUR send an email from Germany? Also wouldn’t an attorney from Kuala Lumpur actually know how to spell Kuala Lumpur?

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23 thoughts on “Trust”

  1. I got the same email today.. what is wrong with these idiots!! Do they think I was born yesterday!! If someone wanted to give me money in return for help, surely I would have received an official letter posted, not a spam e-mail!!!! time wasters!

  2. I got a mail from microsoft award winning team that you won an e-mail lottery of 500000 great british pound can i trust on it please verify

  3. my complain:i have paid to mr.d VAN PETER(SWISS LOTTO-NETHERLANDS)EURO2700&MR.

    GALLWAY FROM SNS BANK TO GET MY MONY PRIZE&UP TO NOW I RECEIVE NOTHING,ASK ME TO PAY A HUGE SUM OF MONY(AS PROFITS TO SNS BANK)FOR MY MONY PRIZE WITH
    THEM.OF COURSE,I HAVE NOT SUCH AMOUNT OF EUROS.I SEND A COMPLAINTO:
    -1-TANIE HUFFMAN________ 2-ANNIE VAN KIJK………….I HAVE BEEN DECEIVED&LOST THE ABOVE SUM OF MONY,I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A LONG TIME………NO ANSWER.

    PLS,URGENTLY,INVESTIGATE&LET ME KNOW.PLS,YOUR URGENT REPLY.AT LEAST I WANT MY
    PAID MONY TO SWISSLOTTO(MR.D VAN PETER&MR.GALLWAY)….PLS.

    1. I AM ZAKI OMAR.LONG TIME AGO,SINCE MY COMPLAIN&NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!I AM VERY ANGRY CAUSE OF THAT.IT MEANS THAT ME&MY MONEY PAID TO SWISS LOTTO HAD BEEN STOLEN BY THESE TWO MENTIONED NAMES.DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE SOME POWER TO TAKE ANYONE,S MONEY………REALLY ,IT MEANS NO CONFIDENCE OR TRUST OF YOU AGAIN.
      I HOPE YOU WILL DO SOMETHING&HELP POOR PEOPLE LIKE ME,WHO WERE DECEIVED
      BY BIG BOSSES IN HOLLAND SWISS LOTTO.AGAIN,PLS,TRY TO HELP ME&DO SOMETHING FOR ME&OTHERS,HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU LATTER.THANKS TOO MUCH&WAITING YOUR REPLY……PLS.MY MAIL IS:ZAKI_AKL@HOTMAIL .COM…………………………………
      I AM IN GREAT NEED OF MY MONEY…….PLS.THANKS…..WAITING,BYE.
      SAD&DECEIVED MAN:ZAKI OMAR.

          1. DEAR SIRS:
            OK,AS YOU SAID.THIS IS NOT THE CORRECT SITE FOR SUCH CASES,PLS_SORRY FOR BOTHERING_DIRECT ME TO ANY CONCERENED AUTHERITY,THAT CAN HELP OR TO OFFER AN ADVICE TO SOLVE THAT CASE.PLS,KEEP AN EYE ON MY CASE&LET ME KNOW ….PLS.

            NOTE;

            i feel two much sadness for you being away from my case.i hope
            i will receive something from your side asap……..pls.
            sincerely yours:zaki omar.
            bye.

  4. DEAR SIR

    IAM GET INFORM FROM UK LOTTO
    WINNING AMOUNT 1.000.000.00 BRITISH PUND STERLING
    UNTIL NOW NO HAVE
    NEW AND MY FUND NOT RECIEVE
    PLEASE INFORM
    AS SOON POSIBLE
    DIRECT CONTACT +62 81213924147
    JAKARTA INDONESIA
    THANKS
    BEST REGARD
    MR. FRETHZ MARTHIN .MT
    18 AUGUST 2009 TM 431 PM
    PLEASE REPLY

    1. Att: Dr.Shahid Siddiqui

      I received and information regarding the money that was suppose to
      be transfer to your nominated bank account after been the winner of lottery.

      I Dr. Mohammed Sirleaf is now overseeing the transfer of the money to your
      account. I believe you are Muslim as I am. If this mail is receive and read, do
      kindly contact me for the process to commence at the bank with immediate
      effect. Note: I will take ten percent after the money is transfer to your account.

      I do kindly anticipate your reply for our mutual benefit.

      Best Regards:
      Dr. Mohammed Sirleaf

  5. TOO MUCH TIME PASSED SINCE MY FIRST COMPLAIN(ABOVE,ZAKI OMAR SAYS).I WAS DECEIVED BY TWO BIG BOSSES OF SWISS LOTTO_HOLAND BRANCH.I LOST A LOT OF MONEY&NO ANSWER AT ALL FRO PEPOLE OF SWISSLOTT{MR.VAN D PETER&MR.GALLOWAY}.
    I AM READY TO PAY A LOT OF MONEN TO ANYONE WHO TRIES TO HELP&INVESTIGATE &BRING ME AGAIN MY MONEY(…..WILL GIVE A HIGHER RATE FROM MY LOST FUNDS BY UPPER LAST NAMES.

    PLS&AGAIN PLS TRY TO HELP&AT LEAST THAT MONEY I PAID….PLS.
    THANKS.POOR DECEIVED MAN:ZAKI OMAR

  6. I got a mail from microsoft award winning team that you won an e-mail lottery of 500000 great british pound can i trust on it please verify

    1. Att: Hassan

      I received and information regarding the money that was suppose to
      be transfer to your nominated bank account after been the winner of lottery.

      I Dr. Mohammed Sirleaf is now overseeing the transfer of the money to your
      account. I believe you are Muslim as I am. If this mail is receive and read, do
      kindly contact me for the process to commence at the bank with immediate
      effect. Note: I will take ten percent after the money is transfer to your account.

      I do kindly anticipate your reply for our mutual benefit.

      Best Regards:
      Dr. Mohammed Sirleaf

  7. I WAS WAITING LONG TIME AGO TO RECEIVE ANY KIND OF HELP,BUT UNFORTUNATELY…..I RECEIVE
    NOTHING.YOU KNOW THAT I AM in great need of at least my mony……..pls,try to do something to help me.

    i need my mony to complete my medication.

    pls,show me some interest for my case…..pls.

    thanks&waiting………pls asap.
    zaki omar

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