“I want those kids dead! I want Santa’s house burned to the ground!”
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians:
(more…)Category: Humor
Last Week Tonight – S2 E31: Canadian Elections, Misquotes & Mexico
S2 E31: Canadian Elections, Misquotes & Mexico (October 18, 2015)
(more…)MST3K Short 0307 – Alphabet Antics
“Q is for the queer, queer pelican, whose beak can hold more than his belly can.”
(more…)RiffTrax – Santa’s Spaceship
MST3K 1102 – Cry Wilderness
Last Week Tonight – S2 E30: North Dakota, Syria & FIFA
S2 E30: North Dakota, Syria & FIFA (October 11, 2015)
(more…)MST3K Short 0210 – X Marks the Spot
Alvistide
Now drink with me deeply of the bourbon, scotch, and rye until such time as we are fighting drunk. Then we shall find, and beat the asses of, the nonbelievers who ruined my feast.
— Alvis
RiffTrax – Night Before Christmas
“Castle Films – Impaling peasants’ heads on sharp spikes of entertainment for over 30 years.”
(more…)RiffTrax – The Star Wars Holiday Special
“It’s not every day you see the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen.”
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