(via Pharyngula) For your enjoyment and edification, here’s an Intelligent Design FAQ.
Category: Humor
Wow! Mallard Fillmore can actually be funny…
Check out: Gipper, the Talking Points Duck
History of BASIC
Lots of laughs — History of the BASIC family of languages: 1983 – Microsoft produces their first BASIC compiler for the PC. They are so embarrassed about it, they convince IBM to sell it under the IBM brand. The IBM Basic Compiler 1.0 is launched. It allows programs to have a maximum size of 64K, … Continue reading “History of BASIC”
The Top 10 Reasons to Work in IT
(via Dark Bilious Vapors) The top 10 reasons to work in IT: I love living the Revenge of the Nerds It’s a nice way to avoid the social and personal stresses that go with upward mobility It’s the satisfaction – every time I finish the re-install and reboot cycle I feel I’ve learnt something new … Continue reading “The Top 10 Reasons to Work in IT”
Rachael Ray Drinking Game
(solen from slobak) Get drunk in 30 minutes or less: Sayings: “EVOO”1 drink “Sammie”1 drink “Healthful”1 drink “Stoup”2 drinks “GB”2 drinks “Spoonula”2 drinks “Fry-o-lator”3 drinks any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for+1 drink “Yummo”1 drink “Delish!”1 drink “Awesome”1 drink “How _____ is that?”1 drink creates an all-new and completely … Continue reading “Rachael Ray Drinking Game”
A man was playing golf one day…
(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today) A man was playing golf one day when a little frog hopped out the water at a water hazard and croaked, “I am a magic frog, and since you are the 10,000th person to play through here, I’m prepared to offer you one of two … Continue reading “A man was playing golf one day…”
Is this some sort of mob shake down?
Speaking of religious thuggery, I got this in an email a while ago: Kissing Hank’s Ass Absolutely hilarious and right on target.
But I can explain everything…
Almost always amusing, but the Onion hits one out of the park with this one: Philandering String Theorist Can Explain Everything BATAVIA, IL—Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory physicist Laird Karmann, a noted string theorist and accused philanderer, said Monday that he can “explain everything” if his wife Elizabeth will just give him a chance. “Surely, anyone … Continue reading “But I can explain everything…”
Standard Disclaimer
(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today) This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. May be too intense for some … Continue reading “Standard Disclaimer”
Scriptural Biology Lab
