Rachael Ray Drinking Game

(solen from slobak)

Get drunk in 30 minutes or less:

Sayings:
“EVOO”1 drink
“Sammie”1 drink
“Healthful”1 drink
“Stoup”2 drinks
“GB”2 drinks
“Spoonula”2 drinks
“Fry-o-lator”3 drinks
any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for+1 drink
“Yummo”1 drink
“Delish!”1 drink
“Awesome”1 drink
“How _____ is that?”1 drink
creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviationwhole drink
“Garbage Bowl”1 drink
“Garbage Bowl” as a verb3 drinks
Presentation:
repeats herself1 drink
talks for so long without taking a breath that she nearly runs out of air2 drinks
makes an awkward, spastic gesture with her arm2 drinks
voice cracks2 drinks
forces a laugh at something not funny2 drinks
mispronounces “foreign” words such as “paprika” or “tapas”2 drinks
is visibly flustered3 drinks
Cooking:
comes back from refrigerator carrying too many ingredients2 drinks
drops something on her way backwhole drink
fails to provide a measurement and tells you to “eyeball it”1 drink
provides an obviously wrong measurement, e.g. “about a tablespoon” while she dumps in a half-cup of something2 drinks
uses a “secret ingredient”2 drinks
the “secret ingredient” is nutmeg3 drinks
mentions “the thing that makes you go Hmmm”1 drink
“the thing that makes you go Hmmm” is nutmeg3 drinks
creates a “healthful” meal that clearly contains over 50g of fat2 drinks
makes a “gourmet” dish out of cheap ingredients (e.g. Tiramisu with nilla wafers and whipped cream)3 drinks
expresses how good something tastes while she’s still lifting fork to her mouth2 drinks
takes such a big mouthful of something it takes several seconds before she can talk again2 drinks
ruins something and tries to play it off as no big deal3 drinks
Travelling:
leaves a crappy tip2 drinks
rudely shoves her nose in something to smell it2 drinks
claims a dessert by itself is somehow a legitimate lunch or dinner2 drinks
wears anything midriff-revealing3 drinks

5 thoughts on “Rachael Ray Drinking Game”

  1. she is not just the hottest but god she has a great ass.id love to cook something up with her and not meaning food hehe

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