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Cinematic Titanic – East Meets Watts

“So far, this is the best acting I’ve ever seen in an Independent International picture.”

“So, this is what it sounds like when owls fight.”

“Your last clear chance for fantastic savings!”

“The Larch.”

“I hope he’s in-network.”

“What about juvenile delinquency? That’s a viable career option.”

“Yeah, I’m from the 70’s. What of it?”

“This is the hold music you hear when you call Barnum & Bailey’s customer service.”

“Cheating: How to make it work for you at home and on the job.”

“We didn’t have a fireplace, so my family just looped these credits for hours on cold winter nights.”