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MST3K Short 0906 – Century 21 Calling

“Did Leni Riefenstahl direct this?”

“Ten seconds in and it’s already madness.”

“Slamdance Cosmopolis, Do the worm Acropolis”

“The chicken of tomorrow in a deadly battle against the chicken of today!”

“Did you learn nothing from Abbott and Costello Go to Mars?”

“Oh what’s the big deal? Its a big, metal Richard Kiel!”

Jungle Goddess (short: The Phantom Creeps – “Chapter 1: The Menacing Power”):

“How many times Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie had sex.”

“Rommel, you magnificent son of a bitch, I read your book!”

“Every accident is my fault and mine alone.”

“Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down, that’s not my department.”