MST3K – Yet Another Website

MST3K 1004 – Future War

“Damn Bumpasses’ dinosaurs!”

Future War:

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MST3K 1003 – Merlin’s Shop Of Mystical Wonders

“I’m gonna break things off with Nimue.”

Merlin’s Shop Of Mystical Wonders:

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Olympics

Is it too much to ask to have our Olympians who fail to bring back gold covered in pitch and burned alive for our amusement?
— Michael J. Nelson (via Twitter)

MST3K 1002 – The Girl In Gold Boots

“H.R. Pufnstuf’s Go-Go Girl Revue!”

The Girl In Gold Boots:

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MST3K 1001 – Soultaker

“My nephew was in the Mighty Ducks!”

Soultaker:

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MST3K 0913 – Quest of the Delta Knights

“Witchiepoo cracks down on Pufnstuf!”

Quest of the Delta Knights:

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MST3K 0912 – The Screaming Skull

“I invite you to join me in marital intercourse.”

The Screaming Skull (short: “Robot Rumpus“):

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RiffTrax – Suburban Sasquatch

“It looks like we’re in for a real treat with the effects budget.”

Suburban Sasquatch

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MST3K 0911 – Devil Fish

“Ed Wood’s octopus scene was a lot more convincing than this.”

Devil Fish:

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MST3K 0908 – The Touch of Satan

“She’s going to buy a whole bunch of Proctor and Gamble products.”

The Touch of Satan:

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