And speaking of Fundamentalist Idiocy, Radical Cleric Pat Robertson says God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America’s coastline this year.
If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms,
There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.
— Pat Robertson (May 8, 2006)
the coasts of America will be lashed by storms — You’re really going out on a limb there, aren’t you, Pat. When has there ever been a year the coasts of America weren’t lashed by storms?
There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest — WTF does that me? I suppose earthquakes, flooding, fires, or volcanic eruptions would count as being “bad as a tsunami.”
Come on, Pat, what’s the point of God revealing this information to you if it’s so vague that it is totally useless? Oh wait, it’s just you making shit up.