Happy Thanksgiving

Cincinnati when the turkeys fell
frank zappa

Top Ten Thanksgiving Movies in Times Square

  1. Turkey Sluts

  2. The Pantsless Pilgrim

  3. Debbie Does the Old Plymouth Colony

  4. Jurassic Pork

  5. Eat This

  6. Candy and Her Yams

  7. The Master Baster

  8. Three Men and a Drumstick

  9. Stuffing Miss Daisy

  10. Butterballs

— David Letterman

If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, “Boy, these are good cigars!”
— Jack Handey

Grumpy Thanksgiving
Mmmm, Turkey
Simpsons Thanksgiving

Mmmm, Big Bird

Loast Turkey

Smorked Turkey


Redneck Thanksgiving

Red Meat

The Three Stooges prepare a turkey dinner:

Cooking a turkey:

WKRP Turkey Drop

2 thoughts on “Happy Thanksgiving”

  1. Hmmm…Turkey Sluts? (I think its Shakes Sis that has a funnie picture of those turkeys saying “You only like us for our Breasts”.

    Happy Thanksgiving Day to you and yours!


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