Geek break-up lines

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Just in case one of the Geek Pick-up Lines actually worked for you…

Geek Break-up Lines
  1. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
    Relationship failed.

  2. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.

  3. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.

  4. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

  5. I don’t think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other’s buddy lists.

  6. I’d like a true beauty so I don’t have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.

  7. It’s like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)…

  8. Let’s face it. You love Intel, and I’m an AMD man. It’s not going to work out.

  9. What do you mean your EULA says that once I’ve removed the shrink wrap I can’t return it?

  10. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine

  11. So long and thanks for all the fish.

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