Too bad I didn’t know these when I was single…
Geek Pick-up Lines
- Tell me of this thing you humans call… [dramatic pause here] love.
- If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine.
- They don’t call me Bones because I’m a doctor.
- Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
- What’s a nice girl like you doing in a wretched hive of scum and villany like this?
- You must be Windows 95 because you gots me so unstable.
- My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
- I can tell by your emoticons that you’re looking for some company.
- Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
- Want to see my Red Hat?
- If you won’t let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.