Homer Simpson’s Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles

(via Waffle Recipes — for the holidays, I created a separate entry for this recipe) Homer Simpson’s Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles: Ingredients One bag caramel cubes Waffle mix One bottle Liquid Smoke One stick butter Directions Empty bag of caramels onto waffle iron. Add generous portion of waffle batter (Oooooh… Waffle runoff…). Add one bottle … Continue reading “Homer Simpson’s Space-Age Out-of-This-World Moon Waffles”

The Physics of Santa

(from the I will not ruin the humor by nitpicking dept.) OK – this has been around since, like forever, but I’m posting it anyway. Consider the following: No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and … Continue reading “The Physics of Santa”