Enjoy your Easter eggs but don’t forget the true meaning behind it all. It’s because Humpty Dumpty died for our sins. Or something like that. — Ricky Gervais (via Facebook)
Category: Quotes
March 4th
March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence.
— John Green
Newspapers
They’re part of America’s past, like buggy-whip makers and the middle class. — Stephen Colbert (on the state of newspapers in America)
Lenny White
There’s a lot of music, and a lot of it isn’t that great, like these boy bands where nobody plays an instrument. Well, we play instruments… so I guess that makes us a man band. — Lenny White (more…)
Bill O’Reilly’s Theology
Like all great theologies, Bill O’Reilly’s can be boiled down to one sentence: there must be a God, because I don’t know how things work.
— Stephen Colbert
Texas Schoolbooks
At some point, Texas schoolbooks are going to be nothing but the Old Testament, a history of the Alamo, and a section on Reagan. — John Cole
MySpace
“I was just over at Myspace. What a shitty, filthy neighborhood that has become. Street performers, hookers and runaways everywhere.” — Marc Maron (via Twitter)
You Twit Face
In the year 3000, Youtube,Twitter and Facebook will merge to form one super time-wasting website called YouTwitFace. — Conan O’Brien Someone has already registered: youtwitface.com youtwitface.net youtwitface.org Damn…
Going Galt
(via email)
There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
— kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2009/03/ephemera-2009-7.html
I may need a new irony meter
One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong. — Billy Graham