(via Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener) Too bad I didn’t know these when I was single… Geek Pick-up Lines Tell me of this thing you humans call… [dramatic pause here] love. If you turn me down now, I will become more drunk than you can possibly imagine. They don’t call me Bones because I’m a … Continue reading “Geek Pick-up Lines”
Category: Humor
Can’t fence?
Why would anyone think a Canadian would want to fence 50,000 cans of beer? (from Reuters) TORONTO (Reuters) – Somewhere in Canada there are thieves with nearly 50,000 cans of beer they will have a hard time selling, although police said on Thursday the truck driver who disappeared with the loot has been arrested. The … Continue reading “Can’t fence?”
Pod Six is Jerks!
Those jerks from Pod Six have a website. Sealab 2021
Dog Toy or Marital Aid
Take the quiz.
Music for Big Dame Hunters
20 Questions with Cory Geryak
(via Satellite News) Check out 20 Questions with Cory Geryak. Cory Geryak is the cinematographer (and other assorted credits) for Future War (immortalized by Mystery Science Theater 3000 in episode 1004). Heres a sample: 15. When did you become aware that FW was selected for an MST3K episode? What was your reaction? The reaction of … Continue reading “20 Questions with Cory Geryak”
Yet Another Bush Joke
(via Musings of a Philosophical Scrivener….) How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? The Answer is SEVEN: one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, one to blame the previous administration for … Continue reading “Yet Another Bush Joke”
Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time
(via Leoville) In honor of April 1: Top 100 April Fool’s Day Hoaxes of All Time
Badger Badger Badger Badger
If, as some people believe, there is a fine line between the banal and the clever,
this has certainly crossed it:
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
I’ll let you decide which direction.
Another George W. Bush Joke
In my email today: Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.” One of … Continue reading “Another George W. Bush Joke”