MST3K – Yet Another Website

RiffTrax – Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny

“Thumbelina insert? That is filthy!”

“Two Directors?”

Undersea Kingdom – (Chapter 2 – “Undersea City”):

“Let’s take note of how off the closed captioning is.”

“It’s like an O. Henry story…”

“And on Uranus…”

“Animals vill be bred und SLAUGHTERED!”

“Screaming? Laughing? At this point, what’s the difference?

“I’m already bored, you guys.”

“Oh! It’s Ben-Hur, I’ve seen this before.”

Undersea Kingdom – (Chapter 1 – “Beneath the Ocean Floor”):

“Are you sure this song isn’t the worst thin you ever heard?”