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MST3K Short 0307 – Alphabet Antics

“Q is for the queer, queer pelican, whose beak can hold more than his belly can.”

“Bad and terrifying”

“Is Visto International the company or the font they used?”

“Marks the spot. Is that like Max the knife?”

“Castle Films – Impaling peasants’ heads on sharp spikes of entertainment for over 30 years.”

“It’s not every day you see the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen.”

“Nothing says international like a picture of the US Capitol Building.”

“Simply having, a wonderful Christmastime!”

“Ford Beebe! Ford Beebe! FORD BEEBE!”

The Phantom Creeps – “Chapter 3: Crashing Towers”

“The United States of America does not recognize the country of Balloon Land or any of its claimed territories or principalities.”