An insane rant by “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt (Note: Every claim Schmidt makes about me in this rant is wrong and his opinions are ill-informed):
Fun fact: I have a Masters of Science in Physics (Thesis: Hydrodynamic interactions and diffusion of bovine serum albumin)
Another fun fact: The only picture “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt has ever seen of my wife is of her just after several hours of labor.
Yet another fun fact: the drum corps “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt is ragging on still exists and is a recent world champion (and CSA did not beat us, ever).
I feel some regret that there is likely no heaven or hell, because if there were, there would certainly be a special circle in hell for assholes like “Dr.” Michael E. Schmidt.