Some gems from @nytpitchbot.bsky.social…
We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) February 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
My DARS (Deaths Above Replacement Secretary) model estimates that RFK Jr.’s policies will lead to a surplus mortality of 90,000 Americans. And I tell you the best Dunkin’ bathrooms on the Mid Cape for snorting cocaine off of toilet seats. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 6:56 PM
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: bacon and eggs, big styrofoam cup of Folgers, then over to the head to snort some cocaine off the toilet seat. But now the woke mob wants to take all of that away.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way. by Ezra Klein
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Whether it’s Barack Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or RFK Jr. snorting cocaine off a toilet seat, both men made some curious decisions.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 5:32 PM