Don’t Rain on My Parade

25 thoughts on “Don’t Rain on My Parade”

1. Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

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   — Adam Schwarz (@adamjschwarz.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM

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2. Seen reviewing Donald's poorly attended parade. Even Donald is bored.

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   — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM

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3. Dunno about you, but for me this is the best parade ever, so far.

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   — Mike Godwin (@mnemonic.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM

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4. LMFAO 😂 it’s zero people for the 🤡 clown show.

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   — Air-rum (@aarum.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM

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5. The parade is neither a roaring call to patriotism or tyrannical show of might. It's something much worse–boring

   — Gillian Branstetter (@gbbranstetter.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM

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6. I’ve been offline all day. Did the stupid idiot baby have his stupid idiot baby party?

   — The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM

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   1. Yes, and nobody showed up

      — Sister Golden Bear (@sistergoldenbear.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM

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7. I think we know who planned this parade

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   — Mike Nellis (@mikenellis.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM

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8. I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

   CINEMATIC

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   — Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.lol) June 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM

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   1. between this, the camo outfits instead of dress uniforms, and the sloppy ass formations, i am pretty sure the army is putting on a world historic version of malicious compliance

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      — GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) June 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM

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      1. this is legitimately one of the worst, most boring fucking parades i have ever seen

         — GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachine.com) June 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM

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9. Are there porta-johns along the parade route, or are they just going to use the rotunda again?

   — Auntie Social (@auntiesocial.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM

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10. Very low energy. Sad!😂

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    — Marc Elias (@marcelias.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM

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11. The photos coming from Trump’s birthday parade are just incredible. No one showed up.

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    — Matt McDermott (@mattmfm.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM

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13. Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday
    Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name
    Genie: okie dokie

    — Pwnallthethings (@pwnallthethings.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM

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14. This desultory parade is making children sad and surely giving Greenland confidence they can beat us.

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    — Dan Friedman (@dfriedman.bsky.social) June 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM

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15. That army parade was straight outta Spinal Tap.

    — George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM

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16. Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

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    — 🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 (@teamcanadaforever.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM

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17. If someone tells you this charade was to celebrate the military show them this photo.

    Who and what do you see at the center.

    This propaganda shot cost millions of dollars to produce. Every element is intentional.

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    — Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 8:48 AM

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18. I promise y’all: marching in step is quite easy. Nothing difficult about it. That bad marching was intentional. I guarantee it.

    — Charlotte Clymer (@charlotteclymer.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM

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19. EPIC response.

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    — Krassensteins (@krassenstein.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM

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20. There hasn't been an outdoor gathering with as huge a crowd size as the Trump parade since they screened Madame Web at a drive-in.

    — Frank Conniff (@frankconniff.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM

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    — Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM

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