Trump Trading Cards

"You can fool all the people some of the time and some of the people all the time, but save your overpriced digital trading cards for the people who are fooled all the time."#MajorAnnouncement
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 15, 2022

The crucial decision MAGA parents must now face:

"Do I buy food for my children and keep the lights on—or do I get me some of them cool AF Trump trading cards??? Ah, sorry kids."
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) December 15, 2022

I'm reading about Trump's ridiculous trading cards
on the same day that I'm hearing about some reality show called "Milf Manor" I think the human race might actually deserve the apocalypse RS
— Ron Sexsmith (@RonSexsmith) December 15, 2022

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rlrr says:

December 15, 2022 at 2:15 pm

OH MY FUCKING GOD TRUMP'S MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IS *DIGITAL* TRADING CARDS FEATURING HIS OWN BIG DUMB STUPID PUMPKIN FACE and holy shit he's selling them for a hundred bucks I shit you not. I wish I was making this up. and the rubes are going to eat this shit right up

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 15, 2022

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1. rlrr says:
  
  December 15, 2022 at 2:16 pm
  
  serious question for Trump supporters: aren't you fucking embarrassed
  
  — Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) December 15, 2022
  
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@glassbottommeg@mastodon.gamedev.place

My absolute favorite part of Trump NFTs is that it's on the Polygon chain, aka a public coin. So it'll be possible to track sales, correlate ownership, and make very good guesses at how little they're worth- and he won't be able to do a thing about it.

If he'd done TRUMP COIN or some shit, he maybe could have, but nope, hahahahahah

@CAnxiolytic@universeodon.com

99 fucking dollars. 90 fucking 9 goddamn fucking dollars. 

You could give a child in need a happy Christmas with that. You could donate it to a local dog shelter. You could buy many, many tacos. Anything. Anything else.

@PadreSJ@twit.social

There is a 100% chance that the Trump campaign will buy a significant number of these $99 digital-only cards.

It's an easy way to bypass FEC PAC laws and deposit money directly into Trump's pockets.

rlrr says:

December 17, 2022 at 11:34 am

pic.twitter.com/ZWQNisQQE9

— alicia brown ☮️🐝🏳️‍🌈✊🏾🌎🌻🌊 (@crayolasixty4) December 16, 2022

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rlrr says:

December 17, 2022 at 11:34 am

Trump’s Badly Photoshopped NFTs Appear to Use Photos From Small Clothing Brands https://t.co/lfLIhGMpa1

— Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 (@ImSpeaking13) December 16, 2022

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rlrr says:

December 17, 2022 at 11:50 am

BREAKING: one of the documents seized in the Mar-a-Lago search was a contract with the company selling Donald’s NFT cards. It’s run by Nick Luna. If you stole classified, and wanted to sell it, how would you get paid? https://t.co/uD6qgPeNyz

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) December 16, 2022

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rlrr says:

December 17, 2022 at 11:51 am

Trumps NFT trading cards company is linked to an address used by tons of criminals. https://t.co/Ip4rLficJ7

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) December 16, 2022

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rlrr says:

December 17, 2022 at 12:48 pm

Get you free Trump trading cards here.

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