An oddly prescient article (this link is broken) from the January 18, 2001 issue of the The Onion.
Update: Now there’s a hyperlinked version.
The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you have to load or unload, go to the White Zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.
An oddly prescient article (this link is broken) from the January 18, 2001 issue of the The Onion.
Update: Now there’s a hyperlinked version.
GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!! GET A LIFE!!