An oddly prescient article (this link is broken) from the January 18, 2001 issue of the The Onion.
Update: Now there’s a hyperlinked version.
PEGGY FLEMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.
An oddly prescient article (this link is broken) from the January 18, 2001 issue of the The Onion.
Update: Now there’s a hyperlinked version.
GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!! GET A LIFE!!