If we elect Rudy Giuliani president…

(via Eschaton)

  1. It’ll be so awesome if we elect Rudy Giuliani president, because then we could celebrate 9/11 every day!
  2. If Rudy is elected president we can mint a special coin worth exactly $9.11. (It’ll double as tokens to his fund raisers, of course.)
  3. If Rudy is elected president, then every year we can sing 9/11 carols around the 9/11 tree.
  4. If Rudy is elected president Independence Day will be moved to 9/11. And there will be fireworks!
  5. If Rudy is elected president we can rename apple pie as “9/11 pie” and apple pie a la mode as “9/11 pie with a side of Iraqi freedom.”

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