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A-O-Hell

I consider myself fortunate I never found it necessary to be an AOL user.

After waiting 15 minutes to talk to a person…

AOL: Hi this is John at AOL … how may I help you today?

VINCENT: I wanted to cancel my account.

AOL: Sorry to hear that. Let’s pull your account up here real quick. Can I have your name please?

…

VINCENT: I don’t know how to make this any clearer, so I’m just gonna say it one last time. Cancel the account.

AOL: Well explain to me what’s, why…

…

VINCENT: You’re not helping me.

AOL: I am trying to help.

VINCENT: Helping… listen, I called to cancel the AOL account. Helping me would be canceling the account. Please help me and cancel the account.

AOL: No, it wouldn’t actually.

…

VINCENT: Cancel the account. I don’t know how to make this any clearer for you. Cancel the account. When I say cancel the account, I don’t mean help me figure out how to keep it, I mean cancel the account.

AOL: Well, I’m sorry, I don’t know what anybody’s done to you Vincent because all I’m…

…this went on for 5 minutes.

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N Scale Model Railroading Weirdness

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Mmmm, Monkey Chow

The next fad diet?Check out: The Monkey Chow Diaries

Disturbing Imagery: George Hopkins’ Dream Comes True

It must be Thursday

(via Bad Astronomy Blog) I hope the world doesn’t end today — I have plans this weekend! This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays. — Arthur Dent

(from the you really don’t want to know dept.) On a local radio program this morning there was a discussion about one of the new features at Busch Stadium that allows fans to send a text message that will appear on the scoreboard in right-center field for $2.99. The discussion soon became about some of … Continue reading “Cleveland Steamer”

Time to throw away those aluminium foil helmets

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study The helmets amplify frequency bands that coincide with those allocated to the US government between 1.2 Ghz and 1.4 Ghz. According to the FCC, These bands are supposedly reserved for ”radio location” (ie, GPS), and other communications with satellites (see, for example, [3]). The 2.6 … Continue reading “Time to throw away those aluminium foil helmets”

HA-HA!

Blaine fails to break underwater record in New York: <Nelson Muntz> HA-HA! </Nelson Muntz>

Somebody Stole Jerry Garcia’s Pot

(from the toilet humor dept.) Late Grateful Dead leader’s toilet stolen: SONOMA, California –The long, strange trip continues for Jerry Garcia’s toilet. Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet, The Press Democrat newspaper reported Saturday. Garcia’s salmon-colored toilet was the subject … Continue reading “Somebody Stole Jerry Garcia’s Pot”

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