(via Straight Goods) Like many of you, I have been compelled by recent events to prepare a more detailed advance directive dealing with end-of-life issues. Here’s what mine says: In the event I lapse into a persistent vegetative state, I want medical authorities to resort to extraordinary means to prolong my hellish semi-existence. Fifteen years … Continue reading “Another Living Will”
Category: Religion
Out of Respect
(via Morning Sedition) Many of you may know that the Rev. Jerry Falwell is in critical condition with his second bout of viral pneumonia in five weeks. Granted, any time you mention Jerry Falwell, one feels compelled to denounce the hateful, violent rhetoric he has engaged in for the past 40 years and point out … Continue reading “Out of Respect”
Living Will
(via get your war on) My wife and I made our living wills last night. Mine says that if I fall into a persistent vegetative state, and Tom DeLay comes within a hundred miles of me, I am to turn into a zombie and rip his fucking head off. They can’t prosecute the undead for … Continue reading “Living Will”
Rev. Michael E. Schmidt
In case there was any doubt Rev. Michael E. Schmidt is an objectively shitty person, he attempted to post this to my guestbook (Note: I replaced variations of my name with x’s. Otherwise the text is identical to what he tried to post): Name: your wife is so ugly Xxxxx Xxxxxxxx Email: yourwifeisugly@hotmail.com Date: Tue … Continue reading “Rev. Michael E. Schmidt”
Religious Right Attacks SpongeBob SquarePants
(from the these people seriously need to get a life dept.) US right attacks SpongeBob video: Focus on the Family and other groups say the video – a remake of the Sister Sledge hit, We Are Family – is a vehicle for pro-gay propaganda. The video’s makers plan to mail it to US schools in … Continue reading “Religious Right Attacks SpongeBob SquarePants”
Being Indian is…
(Stolen from Dark Bilious Vapors) BEING INDIAN IS ……… having a Christian missionary tell you it is wrong to believe in more than one Divine Being, then listen to him tell you about God, Jesus Christ, the Holy Ghost, the Virgin Mary, St. Joseph, St. Patrick, St. Christopher, St. Francis, etc. etc. — Rick Kerchee … Continue reading “Being Indian is…”
Falwell’s Thanksgiving message
(via Media Matters for America) I thank God now in the 21st century for talk radio, that three hours a day people like Sean Hannity1, Rush Limbaugh1,2, and hundreds of others are telling the truth of what really is going on. I thank God for FOX News Channel1. I thank God for the Internet bloggers … Continue reading “Falwell’s Thanksgiving message”
Republican Jesus
(via Jesus’ General) Blessed are the resolute for they shall not be held accountable for the deaths caused by their incompetence.
God FAQ
(via email) THE OFFICIAL GOD FAQ
Galilean Citizens for Truth
(via Tina’s Shark Tank) What if Karl Rove lived during the time of Jesus? I suppose we would have something like Galilean Citizens for Truth.