The TRUE ending to “The Empire Strikes Back”

(via email) A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: Obi-Wan … Continue reading “The TRUE ending to “The Empire Strikes Back””

Lucas calls new ‘Star Wars’ a Titanic tearjerker

Bring Kleenex to Star Wars finale: “It’s not like the first one. It’s more emotional,” said the director of the upcoming space adventure Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith, which arrives in North American theatres on May 19. “I describe it as a Titanic in space. It’s a real tearjerker, and it … Continue reading “Lucas calls new ‘Star Wars’ a Titanic tearjerker”

Long-Lost Ed Wood Porn Film Unearthed

Long-Lost Final Film by Ed Wood Rediscovered: NEW YORK (Reuters) – Considered the worst film maker of all time, Ed Wood won a cult following after his death and now fans can see his long-lost last film “Necromania,” a work some say shows he was so bad that he was brilliant. But it’s not for … Continue reading “Long-Lost Ed Wood Porn Film Unearthed”

_The Passion of the Christ_

Here’s some alternatives… Last Temptation of Christ I don’t care what everyone else says – casting Harvey Keitel as Judas was brilliant. Monty Python’s Life of Brian Brian: You are all individuals! The Crowd: We are all individuals! Man in crowd: I’m not. Jesus Christ Superstar Judas is the voice of reason? What’s not to … Continue reading “_The Passion of the Christ_”