I recently saw a trailer for Michael Bay’s latest crapfest, The Island. Something about the premise was awfully familiar, then I remembered an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000 where they gave the movie, Parts: The Clonus Horror the MST3K treatment. Here’s the plot summaries for both movies from the IMDb. The Clonus Horror (1979): … Continue reading “Déjà Vu”
(via email) A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke’s hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there’s nowhere to go but straight down. Darth Vader: Obi-Wan … Continue reading “The TRUE ending to “The Empire Strikes Back””
Bring Kleenex to Star Wars finale: “It’s not like the first one. It’s more emotional,” said the director of the upcoming space adventure Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith, which arrives in North American theatres on May 19. “I describe it as a Titanic in space. It’s a real tearjerker, and it … Continue reading “Lucas calls new ‘Star Wars’ a Titanic tearjerker”
(via email) ‘I’m Having The Time Of My Life Out Here’: SEATTLE – Are you ready for Star Wars: Episode Three? Don’t get excited just yet, the new movie doesn’t open until May. But for one Seattle fan, it’s never too early, or too cold, to start the wait. Jeff Twieden doesn’t care that it’s … Continue reading “Revenge of the Sith”
(from the too cool not to share dept.) The trailer for Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Extended Edition can be found here.
Long-Lost Final Film by Ed Wood Rediscovered: NEW YORK (Reuters) – Considered the worst film maker of all time, Ed Wood won a cult following after his death and now fans can see his long-lost last film “Necromania,” a work some say shows he was so bad that he was brilliant. But it’s not for … Continue reading “Long-Lost Ed Wood Porn Film Unearthed”
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Here’s some alternatives… Last Temptation of Christ I don’t care what everyone else says – casting Harvey Keitel as Judas was brilliant. Monty Python’s Life of Brian Brian: You are all individuals! The Crowd: We are all individuals! Man in crowd: I’m not. Jesus Christ Superstar Judas is the voice of reason? What’s not to … Continue reading “_The Passion of the Christ_”