My Irony Meter Just Broke

(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) This is just my opinion.The world wid web and google are not of God,they belong to the god of this world.No good can come from the web,it will ultimately destroy humanity.I dont doubt that the Internet controls the world more everyday.Something with so much power that is not of … Continue reading “My Irony Meter Just Broke”

Michele Bachmann: Insane Idiot

GOP Rep. To Environmentalists: Jesus Already Saved The Planet “[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she’s just trying to save the planet,” Bachmann told the right-wing news site OneNewsNow. “We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet — … Continue reading “Michele Bachmann: Insane Idiot”

Stupidly Stupid Stupidity

(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) [I]f you get into that business where those who are involved in martial arts, before they start, are actually inhaling some demon spirits (some of them do that, by the way) that, uh, enormous strength comes about, not from a human source, but from a demonic source. You don’t … Continue reading “Stupidly Stupid Stupidity”

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) [on the TV show, Futurama] Not only does this show contain sexual innuendo, blasphemy against our faith, and promotes the false belief in alien life forms, but it also takes place in the year 3000 (by which time the rapture will most likely have come)… Eddie Reynolds, Christiananswers I’m … Continue reading “Sweet Zombie Jesus!”

A Vile Troll Gets Caught Spamming

(from the whack a troll dept.)

Here’s an entry (spelling and formatting preserved) from my Guestbook. The author is rec.arts.marching.drumcorps‘ resident troll, Michael E. Schmidt. He often posts under an assumed name to promote himself (his writing style is easy to recognize).

Here are some classic Howdy (what he sometimes calls himself) usenet posts. Here are some more recent posts.

From my logs, it looks like the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody was looking for drum corps guestbooks to sign.

While reading this “gem”, keep in mind that he claims to have seven degrees from “accredited” institutions. Without further ado, here’s the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody’s entry:


Idiot or Troll?

(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!)

“No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest “cover” of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.”

Trinidad and Tobago, CARM

We report, you decide…


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