(via Pharyngula)
While giving relationship advice, Pat Robertson shows he’s suffering from a severe case of diarrhea of the mouth:
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I may need a new irony meter
One characteristic of cults is that they strongly believe they alone are right in their beliefs and everyone else is wrong. — Billy Graham
The latest Jennifer Aniston fornication movie
(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) More nonsense. The media in this country is very liberal and very Leftist. It is clearly anti-God and pro immorality. I would not want to be in charge of America’s cultural exchange program with other countries. What would I send them? Television programs like Brothers and Sisters or Grey’s … Continue reading “The latest Jennifer Aniston fornication movie”
My Irony Meter Just Broke
(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) This is just my opinion.The world wid web and google are not of God,they belong to the god of this world.No good can come from the web,it will ultimately destroy humanity.I dont doubt that the Internet controls the world more everyday.Something with so much power that is not of … Continue reading “My Irony Meter Just Broke”
Michele Bachmann: Insane Idiot
GOP Rep. To Environmentalists: Jesus Already Saved The Planet “[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she’s just trying to save the planet,” Bachmann told the right-wing news site OneNewsNow. “We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet — … Continue reading “Michele Bachmann: Insane Idiot”
Stupidly Stupid Stupidity
(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) [I]f you get into that business where those who are involved in martial arts, before they start, are actually inhaling some demon spirits (some of them do that, by the way) that, uh, enormous strength comes about, not from a human source, but from a demonic source. You don’t … Continue reading “Stupidly Stupid Stupidity”
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) [on the TV show, Futurama] Not only does this show contain sexual innuendo, blasphemy against our faith, and promotes the false belief in alien life forms, but it also takes place in the year 3000 (by which time the rapture will most likely have come)… Eddie Reynolds, Christiananswers I’m … Continue reading “Sweet Zombie Jesus!”
Radical Cleric Pat Robertson was wrong
Pat Robertson: God told me of ‘mass killing’ in 2007 VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) — Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a “mass killing” late in 2007. Oh really?
King James Stupidity
(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!) “The King James Bible was written well before the Catholic Church came into existence. The protestants base their faith on this Bible, which was written through the apostles by God.” Looks like someone needs to learn some history…
A Vile Troll Gets Caught Spamming
(from the whack a troll dept.)
Here’s an entry (spelling and formatting preserved) from my Guestbook. The author is rec.arts.marching.drumcorps‘ resident troll, Michael E. Schmidt. He often posts under an assumed name to promote himself (his writing style is easy to recognize).
Here are some classic Howdy (what he sometimes calls himself) usenet posts. Here are some more recent posts.
From my logs, it looks like the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody was looking for drum corps guestbooks to sign.
While reading this “gem”, keep in mind that he claims to have seven degrees from “accredited” institutions. Without further ado, here’s the Rev. Dr. Howdy Doody’s entry:
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