Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

(from the Touched by His Noodly Appendage dept.)

(via Tina’s Shark Tank)

Touched by His Noodly Appendage

I never gave the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster much thought until I spent some time perusing the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster web site.

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

  • Flimsy moral standards.
  • Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
  • Our heaven is WAY better. We’ve got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

Looks good to me! 🙂

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