Here we go again…
Subject: An important choice in November
From: “Talent for Senate” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Election Day is just 67 days away, and I’m working hard each and every day to tell Missouri voters about my accomplishments in the Senate and the issues I’m fighting for as your Senator.
In the Senate I’ve been working to:
[list of dubious “accomplishments” deleted] — Wow Jim, You’re really going out on limb, anti-meth, for lower heallth care costs — I bet you like puppies and kittens, too.
And you actually admit you support warrantless domestic spying…
These are just a few of the issues I’ve been working on in the Senate, but much more remains to be done. I’d like to continue changing Washington and making it work for Missouri’s common sense values.
Yes, we all know you’ll work hard to make the Senate a rubber stamp for Goerge W. Bush.
Thank you for taking the time to read this important email and for staying informed about the issues and differences in this election. Please visit www.TalentForSenate.com today to learn more or to sign up to get the latest email updates.
Thank you for wasting my time and computer resources by sending unsolicited bulk email.
Senator Jim Talent