I got this in my email…
Dear Missouri Voter:
With the election less than three months away, we hope you will vote for Senator Jim Talent on November 7 and support his campaign in any way that you can.
Hope in one hand, crap in the other, and see which piles up first!
During the campaign we would like to keep you up-to-date on the latest campaign news and on the important issues and differences that will be discussed. We also want to get your opinion on these issues and keep you informed of important campaign information.
We also want to get your opinion on these issues — And if they are aligned with those of Jim Talent and George W. Bush, Senator Talent may actually listen to these opinions…
Senator Talent and the campaign would like to communicate with you by e-mail and we are seeking your permission to do so in the coming days and weeks as we get closer to the election.
Senator Talent thinks sending unsolicited bulk email is a good idea.
If you do not wish to have us contact you by e-mail, please click on the unsubscribe link within the message below and your name will be deleted from our email list.
Thus verifying this is a live e-mail address.
Thank you for your time today.
And thank you for sending such an informative and interesting e-mail.
Talent for Senate
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Please do not click on your “This is Spam” or “Report Spam” buttons, as this action will not unsubscribe you.
And won’t verify this e-mail address is valid…
[boring disclaimer about not being produced at government expense and crap about laws that are probably being broken deleted]