A really geeky joke

(printed by fortune in one of my terminal windows today)

The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out. Says he, “Go and multiply.” Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals. All are doing fine except a pair of snakes. “What’s the problem?” says Noah. “Cut down some trees and let us live there”, say the snakes. Noah follows their advice. Several more weeks pass. Noah checks on the snakes again. Lots of little snakes, everybody is happy. Noah asks, “Want to tell me how the trees helped?” “Certainly”, say the snakes. “We’re adders, and we need logs to multiply.”

Clonus: The Island Horror

I’m not the only one to notice the similarity between The Island (2005) and The Clonus Horror (1979).

Today (1 July 2005), someone posted this comment to my original post regarding The Island. The author of this comment may or may not be Robert S. Fiveson, director of The Clonus Horror.

Then I was right. Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn’t a God.
— Kyle Broflovski

War on Christianity

…the long war on Christianity in America continues today on the floor of the House of Representatives and continues unabated with aid and comfort to those who would eradicate any vestige of our Christian heritage being supplied by the usual suspects, the Democrats.
— Rep. John Hostettler (R-IN)

Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion…. perhaps around their necks? And maybe — dare I dream it? — maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.
— Jon Stewart

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