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This is definitely worth checking out:
(more…)Coincidence? I think not.
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‘I’m Having The Time Of My Life Out Here’:
SEATTLE – Are you ready for Star Wars: Episode Three? Don’t get excited just yet, the new movie doesn’t open until May.
But for one Seattle fan, it’s never too early, or too cold, to start the wait.
Jeff Twieden doesn’t care that it’s freezing outside. He’s camping out in front of the Cinerama Theater in downtown Seattle, waiting for Episode Three to open. It’s only 22 weeks away.
I saw nothing in Star Wars episodes I & II to make me even want to pay to see episode III in the theater, much less wait in front of a theater for 22 weeks.
Looks like the ass clowns running G4TechTV G4tv have dropped all pretense of being a technology channel:
Charles Hirschhorn, Founder and CEO of the network, announced the channel’s official name as G4 – video game television – earlier today at the Television Critics Association (TCA) press tour. The name change and new network look and feel will take effect on February 15, 2005.
Looks like their scam to get on satellite providers and non-Comcast cable systems worked:
Is there anyone out there actually watching G4 (or whatever the hell they’re calling themselves)?
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Just in case one of the Geek Pick-up Lines actually worked for you…
Geek Break-up Lines
- (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.- Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
- You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
- I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
- I don’t think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other’s buddy lists.
- I’d like a true beauty so I don’t have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
- It’s like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)…
- Let’s face it. You love Intel, and I’m an AMD man. It’s not going to work out.
- What do you mean your EULA says that once I’ve removed the shrink wrap I can’t return it?
- After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine
- So long and thanks for all the fish.
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This just in from Sri Lanka:
Just before his helicopter lifted off, Frist and aides took snapshots of each other near a pile of tsunami debris. “Get some devastation in the back,” Frist told a photographer.
Dr. Evil Bill Frist, MD must have entered politics because pretending to care about his patients was getting too hard.
(via SFGate.com)
But while promoting what he calls the “digital lifestyle,” Gates showed how vulnerable all consumers — even the world’s richest man — are to hardware and software bugs.
During a demonstration of digital photography with a soon-to-be-released Nikon camera, a Windows Media Center PC froze and wouldn’t respond to Gates’ pushing of the remote control.
Later in the 90-minute presentation, a product manager demonstrated the ostensible user-friendliness of a video game expected to hit retail stores in April, Forza Motor Sport. But instead of configuring a custom-designed race car, the computer monitor displayed the dreaded “blue screen of death” and warned, “out of system memory.”
The errors — which came during what’s usually an ode to Microsoft’s dominance of the software industry and its increasing control of consumer electronics — prompted the celebrity host, NBC comedian Conan O’Brien, to quip, “Who’s in charge of Microsoft, anyway?”
Gates, who was sitting next to O’Brien on a set staged to look like NBC’s Late Night set, smiled dryly and continued with his discussion.
I’ve done product demonstrations, and it’s been my experience that it’s fairly simple to avoid such problems, even with buggy pre-release products by sticking to a well rehearsed procedure or at least concentrating on feature known to be fairly solid. One would think Microsoft knows their products well enough to avoid problems during a product demonstration, but then again, Microsoft software is known to be somewhat unpredictable.
Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl:
NEW YORK Jan 5, 2005 — Ashlee Simpson’s Orange Bowl halftime performance was a lemon, according to the 72,000-plus Miami crowd. The 20-year-old singer received a discernible chorus of boos following a performance of her song “La La.”
“You make me wanna scream,” she sang before the audience jeered.
Simpson was among a trio of halftime performers Tuesday night in a game that saw Southern California overwhelm Oklahoma 55-19. The camera cut away from her face as the booing began.
The negative vocal reaction came months after Simpson’s performance on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live,” which revealed she used background vocal tracks…
But seriously, this does bring up something that bothers me. Why does a college bowl game need an over produced and devoid of entertainment value Super Bowl style halftme show? Though my tastes lean more towards drum and bugle corps, I’d much rather see a halftime show put on by the participating colleges’ marching bands than a bunch of no talent ass clowns lip-synching their latest crappy songs.