Geek break-up lines

(via BBspot)

Just in case one of the Geek Pick-up Lines actually worked for you…

Geek Break-up Lines
  1. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
    (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
    Relationship failed.

  2. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.

  3. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.

  4. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.

  5. I don’t think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other’s buddy lists.

  6. I’d like a true beauty so I don’t have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.

  7. It’s like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)…

  8. Let’s face it. You love Intel, and I’m an AMD man. It’s not going to work out.

  9. What do you mean your EULA says that once I’ve removed the shrink wrap I can’t return it?

  10. After you e-mailed me your full-body shot, I realized I was looking for someone more feminine

  11. So long and thanks for all the fish.

Bill Gates Crashes at CES

(via SFGate.com)

But while promoting what he calls the “digital lifestyle,” Gates showed how vulnerable all consumers — even the world’s richest man — are to hardware and software bugs.

During a demonstration of digital photography with a soon-to-be-released Nikon camera, a Windows Media Center PC froze and wouldn’t respond to Gates’ pushing of the remote control.

Later in the 90-minute presentation, a product manager demonstrated the ostensible user-friendliness of a video game expected to hit retail stores in April, Forza Motor Sport. But instead of configuring a custom-designed race car, the computer monitor displayed the dreaded “blue screen of death” and warned, “out of system memory.”

The errors — which came during what’s usually an ode to Microsoft’s dominance of the software industry and its increasing control of consumer electronics — prompted the celebrity host, NBC comedian Conan O’Brien, to quip, “Who’s in charge of Microsoft, anyway?”

Gates, who was sitting next to O’Brien on a set staged to look like NBC’s Late Night set, smiled dryly and continued with his discussion.

I’ve done product demonstrations, and it’s been my experience that it’s fairly simple to avoid such problems, even with buggy pre-release products by sticking to a well rehearsed procedure or at least concentrating on feature known to be fairly solid. One would think Microsoft knows their products well enough to avoid problems during a product demonstration, but then again, Microsoft software is known to be somewhat unpredictable.

Maybe there’s hope for humanity after all…

Ashlee Simpson Booed at Orange Bowl:

NEW YORK Jan 5, 2005 — Ashlee Simpson’s Orange Bowl halftime performance was a lemon, according to the 72,000-plus Miami crowd. The 20-year-old singer received a discernible chorus of boos following a performance of her song “La La.”

“You make me wanna scream,” she sang before the audience jeered.

Simpson was among a trio of halftime performers Tuesday night in a game that saw Southern California overwhelm Oklahoma 55-19. The camera cut away from her face as the booing began.

The negative vocal reaction came months after Simpson’s performance on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live,” which revealed she used background vocal tracks…

But seriously, this does bring up something that bothers me. Why does a college bowl game need an over produced and devoid of entertainment value Super Bowl style halftme show? Though my tastes lean more towards drum and bugle corps, I’d much rather see a halftime show put on by the participating colleges’ marching bands than a bunch of no talent ass clowns lip-synching their latest crappy songs.

867-5309

(from the now I can’t get that crappy 80’s song out of my head dept.)

Someone used their phone service’s “free weekends and no long distance charges” to call 867-5309 in every area code.

For example, in Saint Louis:

314: Rings and rings and rings until disconnect.
636: “Cannot be completed as dialed.”

Read more about “Jenny (867-5309).”

New Year, New Title (sort of)

You may have noticed the title of this page has changed*. As always, the quasi-official name for this web site is Yet Another Web Site (Yet Another Web Site is fairly common so I use a more unique title for this site’s main page). Other than being a cool name for a band or album, like the previous title, Turquoise Waffle Irons in the Back Yard, the new title has little or nothing to do with the actual content found here (it’s possible I’m making some sort of statement here, so pay attention!).

*It could be worse – an early version of this web page changed its title with every visit (I was doing a lot pointless experimenting with CGI back then).

Summary of 2004

In 2004, 164 posts were added to this web log.

The number of posts in each month:

January:
  12 (7.32%)
February:
  10 (6.1%)
March:
  15 (9.15%)
April:
  6 (3.66%)
May:
  7 (4.27%)
June:
  4 (2.44%)
July:
  13 (7.93%)
August:
  16 (9.76%)
September:
  19 (11.59%)
October:
  26 (15.85%)
November:
  19 (11.59%)
December:
  17 (10.37%)

The number of posts in each day of week:

Sunday:
  6 (3.66%)
Monday:
  27 (16.46%)
Tuesday:
  29 (17.68%)
Wednesday:
  33 (20.12%)
Thursday:
  23 (14.02%)
Friday:
  36 (21.95%)
Saturday:
  10 (6.1%)

At what hours I publish new posts:

6:
  3 (1.83%)
7:
  20 (12.2%)
8:
  18 (10.98%)
9:
  16 (9.76%)
10:
  8 (4.88%)
11:
  25 (15.24%)
12:
  14 (8.54%)
13:
  12 (7.32%)
14:
  8 (4.88%)
15:
  3 (1.83%)
16:
  4 (2.44%)
17:
  3 (1.83%)
18:
  2 (1.22%)
19:
  5 (3.05%)
20:
  9 (5.49%)
21:
  10 (6.1%)
22:
  3 (1.83%)
23:
  1 (0.61%)

In 2010 the posts were commented 280 times, from which 0 comments (0 percent) were written by registered users/authors.

TOP 10 commenters in 2004:

  • Anonymous: 29 comments
  • bria: 12 comments
  • Stimepy: 7 comments
  • rlrr: 6 comments
  • Len Cleavelin: 6 comments
  • Tina: 5 comments
  • m: 3 comments
  • Joe: 3 comments
  • brad: 3 comments
  • MIchael “Miserable Failure” Moore: 2 comments

TOP 10 most commented posts in 2004:

The number of comments in each month:

January:
  8 (2.86%)
February:
  10 (3.57%)
March:
  43 (15.36%)
April:
  37 (13.21%)
May:
  15 (5.36%)
June:
  33 (11.79%)
July:
  16 (5.71%)
August:
  9 (3.21%)
September:
  9 (3.21%)
October:
  32 (11.43%)
November:
  39 (13.93%)
December:
  29 (10.36%)

On what days people comment:

Sunday:
  34 (12.14%)
Monday:
  40 (14.29%)
Tuesday:
  32 (11.43%)
Wednesday:
  56 (20%)
Thursday:
  55 (19.64%)
Friday:
  33 (11.79%)
Saturday:
  30 (10.71%)

At what hours people comment:

0:
  6 (2.14%)
1:
  12 (4.29%)
2:
  5 (1.79%)
3:
  2 (0.71%)
5:
  2 (0.71%)
6:
  3 (1.07%)
7:
  9 (3.21%)
8:
  12 (4.29%)
9:
  15 (5.36%)
10:
  15 (5.36%)
11:
  12 (4.29%)
12:
  12 (4.29%)
13:
  22 (7.86%)
14:
  19 (6.79%)
15:
  14 (5%)
16:
  17 (6.07%)
17:
  10 (3.57%)
18:
  16 (5.71%)
19:
  8 (2.86%)
20:
  18 (6.43%)
21:
  24 (8.57%)
22:
  11 (3.93%)
23:
  16 (5.71%)

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