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Inaugural Schedule

6-9 AM: – Citizens along the parade route are interrogated and strip searched.

10:00 AM: – Attorney General John Ashcroft leads the Abu Ghraib Tabernacle Choir in “Onward Christian Soldiers.”

10:30 AM: – Colin Powell interrogated and strip searched.

11:00 AM: – All Iraqi election officials granted asylum, interrogated and strip searched.

Noon: – Dick Cheney sworn in, exorcised.

1:00 PM: – Grand jury investigating Tom DeLay sent to Guantanamo for questioning.

2:00 PM: – U.S. Poet Laureate reads “Oh Captain, My Captain,” specially rewritten as a tribute to Ken Lay.

3:00 PM: – The “Getting Tough on Corporate Crime” float, featuring Martha Stewart in stocks, passes reviewing stand.

4:00 PM: – Bush takes oath, gives speech, “Ask Not What Your Country Can Do to You, When the Only Thing You Have to Fear is Your Country, Itself.”

5-Midnight: – Pharmaceutical Industry Soiree, Energy Industry Banquet, Insurance Companies Gala, U. S. Chamber of Commerce Bacchanal.

Darth Tater

(via Dark Bilious Vapors & Boing Boing)

Darth Tater‘s reign of terror came to an end when the Rebel Alliance deployed the deadly veg-o-matic.

Friday Cat Blogging (2005-01-14)

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I should get extra credit for fixing the HTML so it would validate…

Fascinating

(via Blog 7)

This is definitely worth checking out:

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Revenge of the Sith

(via email)

‘I’m Having The Time Of My Life Out Here’:

SEATTLE – Are you ready for Star Wars: Episode Three? Don’t get excited just yet, the new movie doesn’t open until May.

But for one Seattle fan, it’s never too early, or too cold, to start the wait.

Jeff Twieden doesn’t care that it’s freezing outside. He’s camping out in front of the Cinerama Theater in downtown Seattle, waiting for Episode Three to open. It’s only 22 weeks away.

I saw nothing in Star Wars episodes I & II to make me even want to pay to see episode III in the theater, much less wait in front of a theater for 22 weeks.

G4 drops TechTV Name

Looks like the ass clowns running ~~G4TechTV~~ G4tv have dropped all pretense of being a technology channel:

Charles Hirschhorn, Founder and CEO of the network, announced the channel’s official name as G4 – video game television – earlier today at the Television Critics Association (TCA) press tour. The name change and new network look and feel will take effect on February 15, 2005.

Looks like their scam to get on satellite providers and non-Comcast cable systems worked:

Merge with established cable channel with original content.
Destroy all content from established cable channel.
Leave nothing but 24 hours of mindless crap.
Profit?

Is there anyone out there actually watching G4 (or whatever the hell they’re calling themselves)?

More here.

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Friday Cat Blogging (2005-01-07)

6-9 AM:	–	Citizens along the parade route are interrogated and strip searched.
10:00 AM:	–	Attorney General John Ashcroft leads the Abu Ghraib Tabernacle Choir in “Onward Christian Soldiers.”
10:30 AM:	–	Colin Powell interrogated and strip searched.
11:00 AM:	–	All Iraqi election officials granted asylum, interrogated and strip searched.
Noon:	–	Dick Cheney sworn in, exorcised.
1:00 PM:	–	Grand jury investigating Tom DeLay sent to Guantanamo for questioning.
2:00 PM:	–	U.S. Poet Laureate reads “Oh Captain, My Captain,” specially rewritten as a tribute to Ken Lay.
3:00 PM:	–	The “Getting Tough on Corporate Crime” float, featuring Martha Stewart in stocks, passes reviewing stand.
4:00 PM:	–	Bush takes oath, gives speech, “Ask Not What Your Country Can Do to You, When the Only Thing You Have to Fear is Your Country, Itself.”
5-Midnight:	–	Pharmaceutical Industry Soiree, Energy Industry Banquet, Insurance Companies Gala, U. S. Chamber of Commerce Bacchanal.