Chicago Court Ruling

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COURT RULING, Chicago Illinois, May 8, 2006

Chicago, Illinois (AP) – A seven year old boy was at the center of a Chicago courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chicago Cubs, who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Friday Random Ten: 2006-06-02


NameArtistAlbumGenre
1. Laser ShowFountains Of WayneUtopia ParkwayAlternative & Punk
2. Owner Of A Lonely HeartYes90125Rock
3. CamouflageStan RidgwayThe Big HeatRock
4. Moments Of PleasureKate BushThe Red ShoesAlternative & Punk
5. Keyboard SoloDream TheaterLive At Budokan [Disc 2]Metal
6. I’m A Beautiful GuyFrank ZappaYou Are What You IsAlternative & Punk
7. Learning To LiveDream TheaterImages And WordsMetal
8. The Passage Of The Marshes London Philharmonic Orchestra & London VoicesThe Lord Of The Rings: The Two TowersSoundtrack
9. Funky TonkMiles DavisLive Evil [Disc 2]Jazz
10. Leave ItYes90125Rock

Friday Random Ten: 2006-05-26


NameArtistAlbumGenre
1. Wait For SleepDream TheaterImages And WordsMetal
2. Space Station DockingAlex NorthAlex North’s 2001Soundtrack
3. AirheadThomas DolbyAliens Ate My Buick Alternative & Punk
4. Friendly Little FingerFrank ZappaZoot AlluresAlternative & Punk
5. Only Love Can break Your HeartThe CorrsVH1 Presents the Corrs Live in DublinFolk
6. ZapateadoTerry BozzioSolo Drum Music (Disc 1)World
7. New York GirlsFinbar & The FureyGangs Of New YorkSoundtrack
8. Big TimePeter GabrielSoRock
9. The Dance Of MayaMahavishnu OrchestraInner Mounting FlameJazz
10. Black DogLed ZeppelinLed Zeppelin IVRock

Typing in Tongues

(via Fundies Say the Darndest Things!)

christmas…is christ….coming to the earth…born to dwell among us….born to die….so we can live….He paid the sacrificial price for our sins……overshadow this entire message board…more revelation knowledge…baptize them in your Holy spirit…..eotrntn tiepwn fieirtnnnm. wotjr vnnrooo TRUTH REIGNS gmroortm tioropwnf v ireghm tieripwnn REVELATION KNOWLEDGE OF YOU LORD mmkfpb kkfphg Peace to the ones undercover wearing the mask…….

[When the fundie is asked by her fellow fundies what the gibberish was all about she replied]

it’s called tongues and that also is revelation knowledge…it happened with good ole peter on the day of pentecost and it was revelation knowledge that appeared in the american church back in the 1900’s…..upon this rock……Peter…i will build my church…as the church goes deeper in the spirit we are more powerful against the devil and the darkness…..so yes..I pray in the spirit a LOT……

[And a few posts later]

jdfkieo nfeooe right now I am speaking it at the screen jyorpng tirengvnrn tiienfnne sitnnrl gnbnorp do-w vmmvpw] fmmoerpp gjjgoo even satan has no acess to these prayers because they are not prayed out oy my mind….but spirit.. bnnbort0e gmnrope vmfe- bnnro

vmbmote- nbotrn bmtppn wopq[fn to JESUS IS LORD bngn ngmkrpgndnaspgfprpp satan is a liar b,kg,kflotpjgnb fkeootrpw[nvnnbfoepgjmgmrmemkpp

T.J., Renew America

This is the first time I’ve encountered this “phenomena,” though I’m not at all surprised by it.

Let’s give it try: G.W. vf n shaqnzragnyvfg vqvbg. 🙂

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