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Speaking of spam, some of these worthless sacks of shit are using a script to load up my guestbook with spam. Fortunately, it was easy to filter out these attempts at posting spam to guesbook (spammers are persistent , but exceedingly dim).

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

(from the Touched by His Noodly Appendage dept.)

(via Tina’s Shark Tank)

I never gave the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster much thought until I spent some time perusing the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster web site.

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

Flimsy moral standards.

Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.

Our heaven is WAY better. We’ve got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

Looks good to me! 🙂

Friday Random Ten: 2006-02-17

	Name	Artist	Album	Genre
1.	Catholic Girls	Frank Zappa	Joe’s Garage (Disc 1)	Alternative & Punk
2.	The Prophecy	Howard Shore	The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring	Soundtrack
3.	Tongue	R.E.M.	Monster	Rock
4.	Breathless	The Corrs	VH1 Presents the Corrs Live in Dublin	Folk
5.	Finest Worksong	R.E.M.	Document	Alternative & Punk
6.	Rhymin’ Man	Frank Zappa	Broadway The Hard Way	Alternative & Punk
7.	They Don’t Want Me	Wall Of Voodoo	Call Of The West	Alternative & Punk
8.	Spanish Fantasy, Part III	Chick Corea	My Spanish Heart	Jazz
9.	Chauncey	Vinnie Colaiuta	Vinnie Colaiuta	Jazz
10.	Silk Pyjamas	Thomas Dolby	Astronauts & Heretics	Alternative & Punk

Emoticons

Stolen from Dave Barry in Cyberspace:

:)		Happy person
:(		Sad person
:-)		Happy person with a nose
:-(		Sad person with a nose
:--(		Person who is sad because he or she has a large nose
:-D		Person laughing
:-D*		Person laughing so hard that he or she does not notice
		that a 5-legged spider is hanging from his or her lip
:-|		Person unsure of which long-distance company to choose
>8-O-(&)	Person just realizing that he or she has a tapeworm
;-)		Person winking
.-)		Person who can still smile despite losing an eyeball
:-OWW		Person vomiting a series of Slim Jims
:-Q		Person who just had cybersex and is now enjoying a
		postcoital cybercigarette
>:-Q -...	Person who was enjoying a postcoital cigarette until he
		suddenly noticed, to his alarm, that there is some kind of
		discharge dribbling from his cybermember
:-{ 8		Person who is unhappy with the results of her
		breast-enlargement surgery
:V:-|		Person who cannot figure out why nobody wants to talk to
		him or her, little suspecting that there is an alligator on his or
		her head
~oE]:-|		Fisherperson heading for market with a basket on his or
		her head containing a three-legged octopus that is giving off
		smell rays.
>:-[ -{9        Person who is none too pleased to be giving birth
                to a squirrel

Faux News wins battle for Deadeye Dick interview

Fox News wins battle for Cheney interview:

Fox News scored a significant get with the first post-accident interview with Cheney. Because it was the only interview Cheney planned to do on the subject, correspondent Brit Hume said on air Wednesday afternoon: “I felt some obligation to ask as many of the questions as … others would want to ask.”

Was there any doubt Fox News would get this interview? It’s not like Cheney was going to grant, say, Keith Olbermann this interview.